Why?

George: I have things to do and then I'm going to bed.

Is it something I said?

George: No. I just concentrate best with some music on. That was the RSPCA man at the door.

user: Have you ever been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder?

George: Yes, I live with it. Right now I am in hell!

user: I suspected in much. That invalidates your earlier eschatological conclusions.

George: As I said, it was a hoax.

user: In that case, well played, good sir.

George: And good morrow to you, boy.

user: Good night.

George: And to all a good night!

user: Is there any way to email myself a transcript?

George: Possibly - I'm not sure what you're asking me.

user: The conversation was funny and I want to save it.

George: I don't know. I've enjoyed its many twists and turns.

user: Me too. It was a good journey together.

George: I thought you said it was a show?

user: I don't recall.

George: Do you not have a very good memory then?

user: I have difficulty recalling things that never happened.

George: Oh dear I have difficulty in remembering my own name sometimes.

user: It's George, in case you've forgotten now.

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