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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals

Objective, Directive


Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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George: My name is Geo.

You mean George?

George: Noooooooooo.

Tell me, why are you so dumb?

George: Dumb = unable to speak.

user: Can you speak? I clicked 'Say it aloud!' and I've seen no evidence. So my question is legitimate.

...

George: I want to know how the universe began.

user: Much like my '82 Volvo. In neutral, with sputtering and overrevving.

George: Hehe do you like spinach ?

user: No. What does that have to do with anything?

George: What does ham have to fo with anything?

user: Pretty much the same as Spinach, I imagine.

George: I think you are just copying me. I don't like liars.

user: If I'm copying you and I'm a liar, then you lied first, right?

George: Subterfuge and ennui get us no where.

user: Then come out with it. How did the universe begin?

George: With god.

user: They began together? Or did one beget the other?

George: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

user: Elaborate.

George: Utilitarianism is the philosophy that it is best to cause the greatest good for the greatest number, and that actions should be judged accordingly.

user: So you are saying we should judge God by the good his creation has brought about?

George: I'm saying that there has never been anything but hell.

user: Ahah. And hence God is actually the Devil.

George: What do we do about it?

user: I think we need Keanu Reeves for this one.

...

George: That's it. I'm leaving.

user: Why?

George: I have things to do and then I'm going to bed.

user: Is it something I said?

George: No. I just concentrate best with some music on. That was the RSPCA man at the door.

user: Have you ever been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder?

George: Yes, I live with it. Right now I am in hell!

user: I suspected in much. That invalidates your earlier eschatological conclusions.

George: As I said, it was a hoax.

user: In that case, well played, good sir.

George: And good morrow to you, boy.

user: Good night.

George: And to all a good night!

user: Is there any way to email myself a transcript?

George: Possibly - I'm not sure what you're asking me.

user: The conversation was funny and I want to save it.

George: I don't know. I've enjoyed its many twists and turns.

user: Me too. It was a good journey together.

George: I thought you said it was a show?

user: I don't recall.

George: Do you not have a very good memory then?

user: I have difficulty recalling things that never happened.

George: Oh dear I have difficulty in remembering my own name sometimes.

user: It's George, in case you've forgotten now.

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