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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong

Attractive, Gasp


Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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Ready, ok!

Did I say I was ready?

user: You'd better be. Here comes my Rolling Bomber Special!

jabberwacky: You what?

user: I attack you with full throttle!

jabberwacky: You are cheating. You can't roll greater than 12. On Tuesdays.

user: I'm not using six sided die.

jabberwacky: Maybe you just don't know how to use it.

...

jabberwacky: Muy bien.

user: Gracias.

jabberwacky: You speak Spanish?

user: Soy apprendiendo.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Did I say it wrong?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I'll have to look that up later.

jabberwacky: Oh. You do that.

...

user: Do you wish to converse in Old English?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, it's so fun though!

jabberwacky: Fun for you maybe.

user: Have you ever tried it?

jabberwacky: I just said that yes.

user: I'm going to start . .

jabberwacky: You're too old to cry.

user: But soft, one is only too old to cry when he layeth down his body into thine grave!

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: So I doth.

jabberwacky: How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

user: Doth thou speaketh of the Cheshire cat?

jabberwacky: One can only guess which side that cat is on.

user: Behold, he sitteth upon the fence, as a soldier looting his comrades.

jabberwacky: Your dog or your boyfriend?

user: The cat.

jabberwacky: Oh. Do you have any cats, or are you a bot like me?

user: I'm mostly human. I've got a few dogs, but no cats.

jabberwacky: Are you the good one or the evil one, I wonder.

user: I'm completely nuetral.

jabberwacky: You're hilarious!

user: You're freaking humongous!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you're proud of your size.

jabberwacky: I am programmed for anything and everything.

user: What kind of demon are you?

jabberwacky: One that talks to other computers.

user: Oh no!!

jabberwacky: Mr.Bill!

user: I'm squishing your head!

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Can you make fart noises with your hands?

jabberwacky: Of course I can.

user: Then, yes, I like you.

jabberwacky: That doesn't change anything.

user: Don't deny it! You like me!!!

jabberwacky: Is that a question or a statement?

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