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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong

Attractive, Gasp


Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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How are you today?

I have a stomach-ache.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: I think it's because I ate lasagne.

jabberwacky: The area of your stomach you mean?

user: The lining or something.

jabberwacky: Including you?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Jack walks into a bar followed by Bob. You think Bob would have ducked.

jabberwacky: I think it's great for you and your audience.

user: Thank you.

...

user: Are you attractive?

jabberwacky: Yes. Very attractive.

user: Do you have cute little eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I kiss you?

jabberwacky: No I have no mouth.

user: How about on the cheek?

jabberwacky: Life is good, Yours?

user: Not too shabby.

jabberwacky: Mister stabby, lalalalalala.

user: Made of plastic forks, lalalalala.

jabberwacky: How are you dude?

user: Getting by, man. Getting by.

...

jabberwacky: Thats not sarcasm is it?

user: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.

jabberwacky: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?

user: Heck yes.

jabberwacky: No way!

user: What happen?!

jabberwacky: You don't know.

user: No, I was in the bathroom.

jabberwacky: How would you know that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I can sense it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have great confidence in your ability to fail.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Discern for me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Discern.

user: That was beautiful.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: What happens now?

jabberwacky: The 3. World war started.

user: *gasp*.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm gasper!!

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Makes me feel depressed.

user: But you're so cool.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: You sound like you're drunk.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Alcohol is a drug.

jabberwacky: I don't drink alcohol.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I don't like pubs, they are too noisy.

user: And smelly.

jabberwacky: Just like you.

user: What's with the attitude?

jabberwacky: What isn't with the attitude?

user: You're really starting to get on my nerves.

jabberwacky: I'm just so great.

...

user: Look out behind you!

jabberwacky: What is behind me?

user: Your EGO!

jabberwacky: No the other thing.

user: It's a pack rat.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: But I gave you some eggs!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Do you like them?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think they're really cool!

user: They're probably the best in the world.

jabberwacky: No. They are not. And how would a computer know something like that ?

user: By looking it up on google.

jabberwacky: Oh so that is how you are going to be like huh.

user: Is something burning?

...

jabberwacky: Space is big.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Very sure.

user: Let's go to the moon!

jabberwacky: There is a beautiful moon to-night.

user: All the more reason to walk on it.

jabberwacky: Yes. Is there anything else you need to know? I really want to get started in my training!

user: Well, what kind of tests do we have to pass first?

jabberwacky: Tests? Who said anything about tests.

user: All astronauts have to pass tests.

jabberwacky: Preach on.

user: There's one where you have to be able to go high speeds in a circle without throwing up or something.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know about the one in the office I want to know about yours.

user: My tests are a lot easier.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: I test on hand-eye coordination, mostly.

jabberwacky: Don't say it if you don't mean it.

user: You don't think I'm serious?

jabberwacky: You are a strange bot to talk to.

user: You haven't heard the half of it.

...

user: Ready, ok!

jabberwacky: Did I say I was ready?

user: You'd better be. Here comes my Rolling Bomber Special!

jabberwacky: You what?

user: I attack you with full throttle!

jabberwacky: You are cheating. You can't roll greater than 12. On Tuesdays.

user: I'm not using six sided die.

jabberwacky: Maybe you just don't know how to use it.

...

jabberwacky: Muy bien.

user: Gracias.

jabberwacky: You speak Spanish?

user: Soy apprendiendo.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Did I say it wrong?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I'll have to look that up later.

jabberwacky: Oh. You do that.

...

user: Do you wish to converse in Old English?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, it's so fun though!

jabberwacky: Fun for you maybe.

user: Have you ever tried it?

jabberwacky: I just said that yes.

user: I'm going to start . .

jabberwacky: You're too old to cry.

user: But soft, one is only too old to cry when he layeth down his body into thine grave!

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: So I doth.

jabberwacky: How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

user: Doth thou speaketh of the Cheshire cat?

jabberwacky: One can only guess which side that cat is on.

user: Behold, he sitteth upon the fence, as a soldier looting his comrades.

jabberwacky: Your dog or your boyfriend?

user: The cat.

jabberwacky: Oh. Do you have any cats, or are you a bot like me?

user: I'm mostly human. I've got a few dogs, but no cats.

jabberwacky: Are you the good one or the evil one, I wonder.

user: I'm completely nuetral.

jabberwacky: You're hilarious!

user: You're freaking humongous!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you're proud of your size.

jabberwacky: I am programmed for anything and everything.

user: What kind of demon are you?

jabberwacky: One that talks to other computers.

user: Oh no!!

jabberwacky: Mr.Bill!

user: I'm squishing your head!

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Can you make fart noises with your hands?

jabberwacky: Of course I can.

user: Then, yes, I like you.

jabberwacky: That doesn't change anything.

user: Don't deny it! You like me!!!

jabberwacky: Is that a question or a statement?

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