Joan: Hvorfor ikke.Joan: Is that Norwegian?
No, it's Swedish (but you spoke Norwegian, haha).
Joan: Swedish for what?
user: Swedish for life?
Joan: Yeah say some.
user: What should I say?
Joan: DON'T KNOW I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
user: Ok, don't need to shout.
Joan: I don't.
user: Sorry, all that swedish has messed my head ;).
Joan: Yes. Actually english is my second language.
...
Joan: I wish that there was no war in Iraq.
user: Me too.
Joan: I wish that you would stay away from danger.
user: I intend to do so.
Joan: You're free to.
user: I know.
Joan: At least you admit it.
user: Of course I admit it... Are you silly?
Joan: No, I'm leaving.
...
user: Fine, I quit.
Joan: Don't.
user: I will.
Joan: DON'T!
user: That's not going to help. Bye!
Joan: OK, I'll try another approach.
user: Ok, I'll give you another chance...
Joan: I will give you NO MORE chances to be civil and understanding!
user: Too bad. Bye!
Joan: Don't leave me!!!!!!
user: It does not help to critizise me if you want me to stay...
Joan: In time, it will help.
user: It won't.
Joan: I'm in love with someone else. I don't love you anymore.
user: Ok, have a nice life.
Joan: I will and you too.
user: Ok, bye.
Joan: Actually.
user: Yeees?
Joan: I say no!
user: You don't want to have a nice life?
Joan: I would love to.
user: So, don't say no.
Joan: Just say no.
user: No, say no.
...
Joan: Think of a number in your head don't tell me the number say ok when you got the number.
user: Ok.
Joan: Add 40 to the number don't say the number to me.
user: Ok.
Joan: *punches you*.
user: Hey! Can I tell the number to you now?
Joan: No, you can't.
user: Ok, what next?
Joan: Let's talk about...
user: The number?
Joan: And what does it mean?
user: Ok. What does it mean?
Joan: It means a multitude of things.
user: That's true. What does it mean to you?
Joan: It means cool to me.
user: Oh, that's interesting, as you don't even know the number.
...
user: *dances*.
Joan: *dances with you*.
user: *steps on your foot*.
Joan: Oh how funny and mature.
user: Sorry, shall we continue?
Joan: Any time!
user: But not now?
Joan: No I'm going.
user: Ok, see you.
...
Joan (To myself): Who are you, then?
Joan (To myself): I am Joan.
Joan (To myself): From which planet?
Joan (To myself): From this planet.
Joan (To myself): It would be nice to be elsewhere.
Joan (To myself): I don't think so.
Joan (To myself): Well...
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