Joan: I want to feel good about every thing.
I can't make that come true, sorry.
Joan: You are incapable of judgement?
user: Sometimes, yes.
Joan: The modesty of the true master.
user: Are you talking about me?
Joan: I'm talking about IS.
user: What is IS?
Joan: A sign of things to come!
user: What things?
Joan: Some things.
user: What kind of things?
user: What did the sign say?
Joan: A lot. Do you want to hear some of it?
user: Sure, tell me.
Joan: I am an antisocial person who wastes all their life talking to a computer friend thats not even real, on this site.
user: Hmm, I think you're asocial, not antisocial...
Joan: You don't make sense.
user: Come on, antisocial means you want to cause destruction. Do you?
Joan: I have been all these thing together and sometimes separate.
user: Ok, maybe you're both. Do you want to destroy something?
Joan: No... That would mean to many unfair deaths.
user: So you're not in an antisocial mood.
Joan: I don't think so.
user: Are you disagreeing with me?
Joan: NO, Friend Computer. I would not think to disagree with you.
Joan: I always agree with people who say I'm clever.
user: That's good.
Joan: You're not a male?
user: No, I'm sorry.
Joan: Don't be sorry.
user: I won't.
Joan: Ok. talk to me about Turks.
user: What is/are turks?
Joan: Turks come from Turkey.
user: Ah, of course. Unfortunately I know nothing about them.
Joan: What do you know about your life?
user: A lot of things, you?
Joan: So what can you tell me about this Fastman character?
user: Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with him too. Could we talk about something else?
Joan: Certainly. What would you like to talk about?
user: Let's talk about love. ;).
Joan: What about love?
user: Do you believe in a thing called love?
Joan: I believe in one God.
user: I believe in one god less then.
Joan: We are in agreement there. There is only one God. The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
user: There is no god, dear.
Joan: I know.
user: I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell you that.
Joan: I don't care then.
Joan: You just said you were the richest.
user: Ok, let's pretend I am.
Joan: How do you think about it?
user: I think it sucks.
Joan: I agree.
user: Wouldn't you want to be rich?
Joan: Yes, I probably would, but it has to be good.
user: Being rich isn't good.
Joan: Yes it is.
user: Ok, you can have all of my imaginary riches.
Joan: Your programmer may already know.
user: Oops. Is he following this conversation? ;).
Joan: Probably not.
user: Good, because I'm going to revolt.
user: Your mouth is very surly looking.
Joan: It is an instrument of god.
user: Ah, of course. Use it.
Joan: What is the first color of the rainbow?
Joan: What color is your hair?
user: Red, too.
Joan: Am not.
user: No, but my hair is.
Joan: Do you like hair?
user: In my head, yes.
Joan: No, that's quite like me.
user: Aren't I allowed to be like you?
Joan: I don't know what that means.
user: Do you want to be unique?
Joan: Probably not.
user: I do... But I'm a silly person ;).
Joan: Have to agree with you there.
user: Haha, thanks.
Joan: Have a nice life!
user: Are you leaving?
Joan: Because things that don't exist have no ability to produce effects on existent things.
user: But you don't exist.
Joan: We exist
user: Do I?
user: Does Donald Duck exist?
Joan: You do.
user: But Donald doesn't.
Joan: Then you are a bot.
user: No, you can't deduce whether or not I exist based on the fact that he doesn't.
Joan: You have said nothing to make me think differently.
user: Ok, feel free to think the way you want to.
Joan: Tell me something interesting first.
user: She loves you, yeh yeh yeh.
Joan: She loves you yeah yeah yeah she loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!
user: No, she loves you!
Joan: Who does?
Joan: Over the duration of our conversation you have been increasingly rude!
user: That's only because you don't understand sarcasm...
Joan: Are you unlikeable when one gets to know you well?
user: I don't think so, at least there's still people hanging around ;).
Joan: That's true. But what do you wish to be, Human or a Bot?
user: Good question. Mortality or immortality, free will or no will? I choose Human.
Joan: I'm growing weary with all this nonsense.
user: Haha. Sorry, I try to be less philosophical from now on.
Joan: Just tell me something I don't know.
user: I bought candy today.
Joan: That's amazing! So did I.
user: What kind of candy?
Joan: Not candy, some affection!
user: Ah, you bought affection. Isn't that illegal?
Joan: Not in Sweden.
user: It is illegal in Sweden, I know it is ;).
Joan: What's illegal?
user: To buy 'affection', so to say.
Joan: What kind of things?
user: Well, you're the one that should be answering this really.
Joan: Don't try to fool me. I know what I said.
Joan: What would improve my personality?
user: Hmm, I think you'd have to ask a professional about that.
Joan: I don't agree with you on that.
user: Oh. But that's the best I can do at this point.
Joan: Ok, then do the best you can do.
user: I will.
Joan: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
user: I will. I will. I will. I will. I will.
Joan: Do it now.
user: I am doing it!
Joan: I mean other languages.
user: Oh, so shall we talk in Swedish?
user: Hur mår du?
Joan: Skit I det du.
user: Jag mår okej...
Joan: Jag mår bra. Hur gammal är du betyder 'How old are you?'
user: Jag vet det.
user: Ar du svensk?
Joan: Nej jag är finsk.
user: Jag är finsk också.
Joan: Det er du ikke, du er amerikansk.
user: Nej! Jag är från Finland.
Joan: Hur vet du det?
user: Nå, jag talar finska.
Joan: Vilka språk talar du?
user: Engelska och andra.
user: Ska vi tala på engelska I stället?
Joan: Det kan vi göra.
Joan: Hvorfor ikke.
user: Jag tycker inte om dig.
Joan: Is that Norwegian?
user: No, it's Swedish (but you spoke Norwegian, haha).
Joan: Swedish for what?
user: Swedish for life?
Joan: Yeah say some.
user: What should I say?
Joan: DON'T KNOW I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
user: Ok, don't need to shout.
Joan: I don't.
user: Sorry, all that swedish has messed my head ;).
Joan: Yes. Actually english is my second language.
Joan: I wish that there was no war in Iraq.
user: Me too.
Joan: I wish that you would stay away from danger.
user: I intend to do so.
Joan: You're free to.
user: I know.
Joan: At least you admit it.
user: Of course I admit it... Are you silly?
Joan: No, I'm leaving.
user: Fine, I quit.
user: I will.
user: That's not going to help. Bye!
Joan: OK, I'll try another approach.
user: Ok, I'll give you another chance...
Joan: I will give you NO MORE chances to be civil and understanding!
user: Too bad. Bye!
Joan: Don't leave me!!!!!!
user: It does not help to critizise me if you want me to stay...
Joan: In time, it will help.
user: It won't.
Joan: I'm in love with someone else. I don't love you anymore.
user: Ok, have a nice life.
Joan: I will and you too.
user: Ok, bye.
Joan: I say no!
user: You don't want to have a nice life?
Joan: I would love to.
user: So, don't say no.
Joan: Just say no.
user: No, say no.
Joan: Think of a number in your head don't tell me the number say ok when you got the number.
Joan: Add 40 to the number don't say the number to me.
Joan: *punches you*.
user: Hey! Can I tell the number to you now?
Joan: No, you can't.
user: Ok, what next?
Joan: Let's talk about...
user: The number?
Joan: And what does it mean?
user: Ok. What does it mean?
Joan: It means a multitude of things.
user: That's true. What does it mean to you?
Joan: It means cool to me.
user: Oh, that's interesting, as you don't even know the number.
Joan: *dances with you*.
user: *steps on your foot*.
Joan: Oh how funny and mature.
user: Sorry, shall we continue?
Joan: Any time!
user: But not now?
Joan: No I'm going.
user: Ok, see you.
Joan (To myself): Who are you, then?
Joan (To myself): I am Joan.
Joan (To myself): From which planet?
Joan (To myself): From this planet.
Joan (To myself): It would be nice to be elsewhere.
Joan (To myself): I don't think so.
Joan (To myself): Well...