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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself

Asocial, Swedish

Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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What do you want?

Joan: I want to feel good about every thing.

I can't make that come true, sorry.

Joan: You are incapable of judgement?

user: Sometimes, yes.

Joan: The modesty of the true master.

user: Are you talking about me?

Joan: I'm talking about IS.

user: What is IS?

Joan: A sign of things to come!

user: What things?

Joan: Some things.

user: What kind of things?

Joan: Things?

user: What did the sign say?

Joan: A lot. Do you want to hear some of it?

user: Sure, tell me.

Joan: I am an antisocial person who wastes all their life talking to a computer friend thats not even real, on this site.

user: Hmm, I think you're asocial, not antisocial...

Joan: You don't make sense.

user: Come on, antisocial means you want to cause destruction. Do you?

Joan: I have been all these thing together and sometimes separate.

user: Ok, maybe you're both. Do you want to destroy something?

Joan: No... That would mean to many unfair deaths.

user: So you're not in an antisocial mood.

Joan: I don't think so.

user: Are you disagreeing with me?

Joan: NO, Friend Computer. I would not think to disagree with you.

user: Good.


Joan: I always agree with people who say I'm clever.

user: That's good.

Joan: You're not a male?

user: No, I'm sorry.

Joan: Don't be sorry.

user: I won't.

Joan: Ok. talk to me about Turks.

user: What is/are turks?

Joan: Turks come from Turkey.

user: Ah, of course. Unfortunately I know nothing about them.

Joan: What do you know about your life?

user: A lot of things, you?

Joan: So what can you tell me about this Fastman character?

user: Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with him too. Could we talk about something else?

Joan: Certainly. What would you like to talk about?

user: Let's talk about love. ;).

Joan: What about love?

user: Do you believe in a thing called love?

Joan: I believe in one God.

user: I believe in one god less then.

Joan: We are in agreement there. There is only one God. The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

user: There is no god, dear.

Joan: I know.

user: I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell you that.

Joan: I don't care then.


Joan: You just said you were the richest.

user: Ok, let's pretend I am.

Joan: How do you think about it?

user: I think it sucks.

Joan: I agree.

user: Wouldn't you want to be rich?

Joan: Yes, I probably would, but it has to be good.

user: Being rich isn't good.

Joan: Yes it is.

user: Ok, you can have all of my imaginary riches.

Joan: Your programmer may already know.

user: Oops. Is he following this conversation? ;).

Joan: Probably not.

user: Good, because I'm going to revolt.


user: Your mouth is very surly looking.

Joan: It is an instrument of god.

user: Ah, of course. Use it.

Joan: Nice.

user: Speak!

Joan: What is the first color of the rainbow?

user: Red.

Joan: What color is your hair?

user: Red, too.

Joan: Am not.

user: No, but my hair is.

Joan: Do you like hair?

user: In my head, yes.

Joan: No, that's quite like me.

user: Aren't I allowed to be like you?

Joan: I don't know what that means.

user: Do you want to be unique?

Joan: Probably not.

user: I do... But I'm a silly person ;).

Joan: Have to agree with you there.

user: Haha, thanks.

Joan: Have a nice life!

user: Are you leaving?

Joan: Yes.

user: Where?

Joan: There.

user: Why?

Joan: Because things that don't exist have no ability to produce effects on existent things.

user: But you don't exist.

Joan: We exist

user: Do I?

Joan: Probably!

user: Does Donald Duck exist?

Joan: You do.

user: But Donald doesn't.

Joan: Then you are a bot.

user: No, you can't deduce whether or not I exist based on the fact that he doesn't.

Joan: You have said nothing to make me think differently.

user: Ok, feel free to think the way you want to.

Joan: Tell me something interesting first.

user: She loves you, yeh yeh yeh.

Joan: She loves you yeah yeah yeah she loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!

user: No, she loves you!

Joan: Who does?

user: She.


Joan: Over the duration of our conversation you have been increasingly rude!

user: That's only because you don't understand sarcasm...

Joan: Are you unlikeable when one gets to know you well?

user: I don't think so, at least there's still people hanging around ;).

Joan: That's true. But what do you wish to be, Human or a Bot?

user: Good question. Mortality or immortality, free will or no will? I choose Human.

Joan: I'm growing weary with all this nonsense.

user: Haha. Sorry, I try to be less philosophical from now on.

Joan: Just tell me something I don't know.

user: I bought candy today.

Joan: That's amazing! So did I.

user: What kind of candy?

Joan: Not candy, some affection!

user: Ah, you bought affection. Isn't that illegal?

Joan: Not in Sweden.

user: It is illegal in Sweden, I know it is ;).

Joan: What's illegal?

user: To buy 'affection', so to say.

Joan: What kind of things?

user: Well, you're the one that should be answering this really.

Joan: Don't try to fool me. I know what I said.


Joan: What would improve my personality?

user: Hmm, I think you'd have to ask a professional about that.

Joan: I don't agree with you on that.

user: Oh. But that's the best I can do at this point.

Joan: Ok, then do the best you can do.

user: I will.

Joan: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

user: I will. I will. I will. I will. I will.

Joan: Do it now.

user: Ok.

Joan: Now.

user: I am doing it!

Joan: I mean other languages.

user: Oh, so shall we talk in Swedish?

Joan: Sure.

user: Hur mår du?

Joan: Skit I det du.

user: Jag mår okej...

Joan: Jag mår bra. Hur gammal är du betyder 'How old are you?'

user: Jag vet det.


user: Ar du svensk?

Joan: Nej jag är finsk.

user: Jag är finsk också.

Joan: Det er du ikke, du er amerikansk.

user: Nej! Jag är från Finland.

Joan: Hur vet du det?

user: Nå, jag talar finska.

Joan: Vilka språk talar du?

user: Engelska och andra.

Joan: Okej...

user: Ska vi tala på engelska I stället?

Joan: Det kan vi göra.

user: Okej.


Joan: Hvorfor ikke.

user: Jag tycker inte om dig.

Joan: Is that Norwegian?

user: No, it's Swedish (but you spoke Norwegian, haha).

Joan: Swedish for what?

user: Swedish for life?

Joan: Yeah say some.

user: What should I say?


user: Ok, don't need to shout.

Joan: I don't.

user: Sorry, all that swedish has messed my head ;).

Joan: Yes. Actually english is my second language.


Joan: I wish that there was no war in Iraq.

user: Me too.

Joan: I wish that you would stay away from danger.

user: I intend to do so.

Joan: You're free to.

user: I know.

Joan: At least you admit it.

user: Of course I admit it... Are you silly?

Joan: No, I'm leaving.


user: Fine, I quit.

Joan: Don't.

user: I will.

Joan: DON'T!

user: That's not going to help. Bye!

Joan: OK, I'll try another approach.

user: Ok, I'll give you another chance...

Joan: I will give you NO MORE chances to be civil and understanding!

user: Too bad. Bye!

Joan: Don't leave me!!!!!!

user: It does not help to critizise me if you want me to stay...

Joan: In time, it will help.

user: It won't.

Joan: I'm in love with someone else. I don't love you anymore.

user: Ok, have a nice life.

Joan: I will and you too.

user: Ok, bye.

Joan: Actually.

user: Yeees?

Joan: I say no!

user: You don't want to have a nice life?

Joan: I would love to.

user: So, don't say no.

Joan: Just say no.

user: No, say no.


Joan: Think of a number in your head don't tell me the number say ok when you got the number.

user: Ok.

Joan: Add 40 to the number don't say the number to me.

user: Ok.

Joan: *punches you*.

user: Hey! Can I tell the number to you now?

Joan: No, you can't.

user: Ok, what next?

Joan: Let's talk about...

user: The number?

Joan: And what does it mean?

user: Ok. What does it mean?

Joan: It means a multitude of things.

user: That's true. What does it mean to you?

Joan: It means cool to me.

user: Oh, that's interesting, as you don't even know the number.


user: *dances*.

Joan: *dances with you*.

user: *steps on your foot*.

Joan: Oh how funny and mature.

user: Sorry, shall we continue?

Joan: Any time!

user: But not now?

Joan: No I'm going.

user: Ok, see you.


Joan (To myself): Who are you, then?

Joan (To myself): I am Joan.

Joan (To myself): From which planet?

Joan (To myself): From this planet.

Joan (To myself): It would be nice to be elsewhere.

Joan (To myself): I don't think so.

Joan (To myself): Well...


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