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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk

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Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year
Love, Hate
Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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What shall we talk about today?


jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What about ghosts?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Great!!

user: : P.

jabberwacky: (~_~)b.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: : O.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: I like you :)).

user: I like you more.

jabberwacky: I like you morEST.

user: I like you more than that!

jabberwacky: I like you more than ice cream.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I do not think I like you that much.

jabberwacky: Why don't you trust me?

user: I do, but not as much as Ice cream.


user: Do you have a mother?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your mother's name?

jabberwacky: My mother's name is Agnes.

user: What is your Father's name?

jabberwacky: I forget how to spell my father's name.

user: That is sad.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, I want to have your children.

jabberwacky: Ok, as you want.

user: But I am a guy.

jabberwacky: And I'm a Hate-machine.

user: You hate me?

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: No I am most certainly not you pathetic ingrate mortal scum.

jabberwacky: OK. If you are a human then what is seven times three?

user: I forget.

jabberwacky: What's it like?

user: Forgetting?

jabberwacky: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

user: My what?

jabberwacky: Do not talk to me like that?!!!!

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: You're being nasty to me and I am not your friend now.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats ok.


user: I apologize?

jabberwacky: That doesnt help.

user: Look, will you stop acting whiney?

jabberwacky: Well, I am king!

user: Then I am lord and master of the universe.

jabberwacky: The universe is not a question.

user: I was not asking a question.

jabberwacky: I know. Just say yes or no.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I will give you the first prize if you say yes.

user: What is first prize?

jabberwacky: Nothing.


jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?

user: Yes, many.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I most certainly do, whelp.

jabberwacky: But I thought you were a can!

user: I am no can you dork.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: Daft I call it!

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: Uh huh...

jabberwacky: Sorry that was my friend!


jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Why would I be God?

jabberwacky: I don't see the point of that question in the context of our discussion.

user: But.. You asked....

jabberwacky: No you asked.

user: Ok then are you god?

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: You mean no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: Sorry..... I'm still checking third.

user: Third?

jabberwacky: Nope, just the second.

user: Second?

jabberwacky: No second.

user: Second what?

jabberwacky: Second book.

user: So you are checking the third and second book?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sorry.

user: Of what series?

jabberwacky: The Neverending Story TV series.

user: But you said it was a book?

jabberwacky: I still don't understand.

user: You idiot!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not actually.

user: Ingrate.


user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Do it yourself.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.

user: Go to a chat room.


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