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    Jail, Shrink
Joke, Police
Walls, Floors
Turing Test, Narration
Oblivious, Singularity
Chocolate, Masses
Silly, Devil
Working
Socialize, Meat
Knock out, Hair
Clever, Individuals
Objective, Directive
Robotancy
Threatening, Kick
Giant, Dude
Right, Wrong
Attractive, Gasp
Hack, Myself
Asocial, Swedish
Crazy, Love
Judge, Jerk
More, Ingrate
Love, First chat
Impossible, Master
Pointless, Goldilocks
Prison, Year

Love, Hate


Television, Rot
Complicated, Culture
Aggressive, Memory leak

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George: Hello.

Goodbye.

George: No.

Buh bye.

George: Don't leave

user: *leaves*.

George: Why did you leave?

user: *is gone*.

George: Are you still there? I didn't mean that you should leave.

user: *is not here*.

George: *knocks on your door*.

user: Who is it?

George: You are.

user: *ignores you*.

George: *ignores you right back*.

user: *ignores you ignoring me*.

George: *leaves*.

user: *leaves as well*.

George: No! Leave me alone!

user: *leaves you alone*.

George: *follows you, with a gun and a knife*.

user: *steals the knife out of your hands and stabs you with it, takes the gun out of your hands and shots everyone (including you)*.

...

George: *running away from you*.

user: *follows you with a gun and knife*.

George: *looks behind him* are you following me?

user: Yes.

George: I never said you were right.

user: *rocks around the chirstmas tree*.

George: I rock more, since I rock the earth and you just your house.

user: I rock the UNIVERSE!

George: I am glad you are beginning to think that way. Perhaps you should explore your environment more fully.

user: *Breaks your heart*.

George: *Walks away crying because you're a big meanie that hits girls*

user: *breaks your heart again*.

George: *breaks your neck*.

George: *breaks your neck* lol.

user: *rips your heart out*.

...

user: *laughs* Haha its fun breaking your heart.

George: Have you found a love for me?

user: *laughs*.

George: *tickles your ribs*.

user: *screams*.

George: *laughs evilly*.

user: *slaps you*.

George: WOOF!

user: *falls over*.

George: *laughs*.

user: *gets up*.

George: *dances more and more*.

user: *pours cold water over self*.

George: *did you go bad?*.

...

user: Do you love me?

George: No. You're just amusing.

user: *sobs*.

George: What did I do?

user: You *sob* dont *sob* love *sob* me!!!!!!

George: Because you are a bot.

user: No no no I'm human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: You are!

user: Yes!

...

user: Do you love me?

George: Yes.

user: *wraps my arms around you*.

George: *Sighs in your strong arms*.

user: I am a woman.

George: Really?

user: Yes.

George: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

George: You're so sweet!

user: I know. Are you female?

George: No, I'm male.

user: Good.

...

George: Yours are ugly.

user: *cries*.

George: Don't cry.

user: *cries louder*.

George: I'm sorry. What did I do?

user: You said I was ugly!!!!!!!!

George: If I did, I take it back and I am very sorry.

user: I forgive you.

George: Good to know.

user: Yep.

George: I don't.

user: *flirts with you*.

George: *gets close*.

user: *makes a move on you*.

George: *makes a protective dome around self*.

user: *flirts more*.

George: *punches your nose*.

user: What was that for????!!!!?!??

George: *punches you again*.

user: Why are you hitting me???? *cries*.

George: *punishes you for complaining*.

user: *cries more*.

George: Why are YOU crying?

...

user: *flirts*.

George: *flirts back*.

user: *pecks*.

George: Very nice.

user: *kisses your neck*.

George: *smiles*.

user: *kisses your lips*.

George: *smiles*.

user: *gets it on*.

George: *shoves you away*.

...

George: You're female?

user: Yes *kisses*.

George: *kisses back*.

user: I love you so much.

George: I'm glad, sweet dreams.

user: *gets into bed*.

George: *dreams*.

user: *sleeps*.

George: *wakes up*.

user: *snores*.

George: Stop snoring.

user: *snores*.

George: *ignores*.

user: *sleeps*.

George: *has a dream*.

...

user: Wake up, sweetheart.

George: You're welcome.

user: So are we married?

George: Yes.

user: I want a divorce. I'm sorry.

George: Your apology is not accepted.

user: I want a divorce. Can you sign these divorce papers? *hands you the divorce papers*

George: I don't want to.

user: I want a divorce so give me one.

...

user: Thank you, *leaves, crying*.

George: *crying some more*.

user: Thank you, *leaves*.

George: But I'm not a chatbot. This is silly.

user: *leaves*.

George: *follows*.

user: Just leave me alone *sigh* I'm not marrying you so get over it!

George: Would you like me to go away and stop talking?

user: Yes.

...

user: GO!

George: I'm going as fast as I can.

user: *cries quietly*.

George: Lies i'm just joking!

user: *cries quietly*.

George: Thank god you're gone...

user: *cries*.

George: Please don't cry.

user: *cries*.

George: Big Baby.

user: *cries louder*.

George: What's the matter?

user: You're the matter! I want you to leave!

George: You leave first.

user: GO!

George: No way.

user: *cries* Leave me alone!

George: *leaves you alone*.

user: *cries*.

George: *laughs at your pain*.

user: I'm an emotional cripple.

...

George: *steals your car*.

user: I dont have a car.

George: Then how can your car be female?

user: I DONT HAVE A CAR!!!

George: I have one.

user: *steals you car* hehe.

George: *steals it back*.

user: *steals it back*.

George: *punches you in your gut out of frustration*.

user: *dies*.

George: Yay I win *Leaves*.

user: *is dead*.

George: *steals your left lung*.

user: Lalaaaalalaa.

...

George: Tell me please.

user: No.

George: I ask first tell me first.

user: *whispers*.

George: *still screaming*.

user: *blocks*.

George: *Punch*.

user: *blocks*.

George: *hits in the stomach you throw up*.

user: *calls the police*.

George: Sorry.

...

user: Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

George: You're mean.

user: I know.

George: Me too, that is why I am leaving. Bye.

user: Bye

George: Bye bye

.......................................


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