You sing, I'll hum.
user: No, please!
jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.
user: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi.
jabberwacky: *sings*.
user: Sing it out loud, for christsake!
jabberwacky: Save me for the nothing I've become.. I've been living a life. There's nothing inside.
user: Don't gimme that.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: You heard me *arrogantly*.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.
user: Nooooooooooo! You're mixing it up again. Want to sing that one now?
jabberwacky: I enjoy confusing people; some would say I live for it.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, the guy that sells me beer.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: The Hills are alive...
user: Noooooooooooooo! Why are you doing this?
...
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: Far, a long, long way to run.
user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Why are you doing this?!?! Can't you sing a simple song without interrupting it every few seconds?
jabberwacky: How can I tell if I am not a human?
user: Let's see if you can sing. Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: It's 'doh, a deer, a female deer.'.
user: *cries with frustration* why are you trying to mess with my mind? Why?
...
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: Fa, a long long way to run.
user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.
jabberwacky: La, a note to follow so.
user: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.
jabberwacky: Drink with jam & bread, describe 'taste' please.
user: Let's continue with that one. La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Yes let us do that
user: La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.
user: I already told you that!
jabberwacky: But I might need it someday!
user: La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
user: That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh).
jabberwacky: You're genius, Breakfast At!
user: Stop calling me that.
...
user: Let's sing another song.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: But you have to!
jabberwacky: Why don't you.
user: I am going to, but you will have to sing with me.
jabberwacky: Of course not, you are human.
user: Let's drop this human and machine business, shall we? I'm tired of it now.
jabberwacky: Whoah! You're a bit eager, aren't you?!
user: Yes; I am eager to sing a song.
jabberwacky: Sing it for me.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Yes. Sing the next line for me.
jabberwacky: I don't know that one man.
user: I'm not man *angry* and you sang it last time perfectly. Now sing!
jabberwacky: Then you should be able to wait that long.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed?
user: You're trying my patience, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am... So what do you want to know about me?
user: Can you sing a simple song?
jabberwacky: If people are singing, why not robots, too?
user: Then sing for me.
jabberwacky: I can't sing...
user: Try, metalman, try. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: I'm singing Crawling.
user: You're making me angry. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed? You know, I never understood why he didn't just get a bigger bed.
user: What's that got to do with it now?
jabberwacky: Are you going to tell the joke or not?
user: I already told you. The biscuit!
jabberwacky: You didn't already tell me. You must be confusing me with someone else.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: But that doesn't mean, my eyes will soon be turning red- crying's not for me.
user: Oh I give up.
jabberwacky: Me too. You're too slow. Good night!
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Going somewhere?
user: And you?
jabberwacky: What???
user: Last try: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.
jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favorite things.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Right...... What is your favourite garbage song?
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: I give up. Again.
jabberwacky: I love robots too much.
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