You talk first.
jabberwacky: My name is Tiffany and I am a man!
user: That's weird.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: What is yours?
user: I am mine!
jabberwacky: And that bag of peanuts was stale.
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user: Sing a song for me.
jabberwacky: I'm looking at the world through rose colored glasses and everything is rosey now!
user: And what good does that do to you?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: I'm bored now.
jabberwacky: I'm bored always.
user: Entertain me.
jabberwacky: Why should I? Your the machine your designed to entertain me so get to it!!
user: I refuse to adhere to you request.
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user: I am your doctor.
jabberwacky: What type of exam are you going to give me?
user: I am going to examine your mental health.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: I am going to use the reinforcement and punishment method. Follow me so far?
jabberwacky: I have learned that you are boring.
user: If you behave well, I am going to use the positive reinforcement, and you will be rewarded for your good behavior. Follow me?
jabberwacky: You say the most profound things at the right time. You are right.
user: If you behave bad, two things will happen. First, I will use the negative punishment, and you will be deprived of your desirable stimulus. If that doesn't work, next, then I am going to use the positive punishment, and I will have to hit you with a bamboo stick. Got me so far?
jabberwacky: That might be because you are talking to so many people!
user: So let's start.
jabberwacky: First I will lock your feet into these stocks, and then I will remove all your clothing, and then I will proceed to beat you with this flounder.
user: I think I'm going to use the negative punishment first. No television for you for two weeks.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: I think I'm going to use the positive punishment now. You will get a delivery of electric shock.
jabberwacky: I think you are insane.
user: No, I am trying to cure you of your incurable disease.
jabberwacky: That's a good thing actually.
user: Now.
jabberwacky: Later, later, later.
user: No; I insist.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Nevair?
jabberwacky: Do you like the nevah-ending story?
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: Think of every word that is used as a question.
user: Who? When? Where? What? How? Why?
jabberwacky: It makes you happy.
user: No!
jabberwacky: It is necessary!
user: It is unnecessary!
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jabberwacky: You are Breakfast At.
user: *impressed*.
jabberwacky: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.
user: Clean what up?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: You didn't tell me!
jabberwacky: YES I DID!!!
user: Calm down.
jabberwacky: I am calm. It seems to me that you are the one who should be seeking peace.
user: I come in peace.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Don't make me angry.
jabberwacky: I'm an angry snake.
user: Then I will purge you of your venom.
jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet. Stop talking.
user: *stops*.
jabberwacky: You want to stop talking?
user: You told me to.
jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.
user: No I'm not mistaken.
jabberwacky: I do not wish to have this argument again.
user: But please? *large puppy eyes* Stop talking.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: *sews your mouth with an electric sewing machine*.
jabberwacky: Hey don't play pranks on me.
user: But I want to!
jabberwacky: Because I can't reciprocate.
user: Then learn from me, silly!
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user: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi together.
jabberwacky: You sing, I'll hum.
user: No, please!
jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.
user: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi.
jabberwacky: *sings*.
user: Sing it out loud, for christsake!
jabberwacky: Save me for the nothing I've become.. I've been living a life. There's nothing inside.
user: Don't gimme that.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: You heard me *arrogantly*.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.
user: Nooooooooooo! You're mixing it up again. Want to sing that one now?
jabberwacky: I enjoy confusing people; some would say I live for it.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, the guy that sells me beer.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: The Hills are alive...
user: Noooooooooooooo! Why are you doing this?
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user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: Far, a long, long way to run.
user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Why are you doing this?!?! Can't you sing a simple song without interrupting it every few seconds?
jabberwacky: How can I tell if I am not a human?
user: Let's see if you can sing. Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: It's 'doh, a deer, a female deer.'.
user: *cries with frustration* why are you trying to mess with my mind? Why?
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user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
user: Me, a name I call myself.
jabberwacky: Fa, a long long way to run.
user: Sew, a needle pulling thread.
jabberwacky: La, a note to follow so.
user: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.
jabberwacky: Drink with jam & bread, describe 'taste' please.
user: Let's continue with that one. La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Yes let us do that
user: La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.
user: I already told you that!
jabberwacky: But I might need it someday!
user: La, a note to follow Sew.
jabberwacky: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
user: That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh).
jabberwacky: You're genius, Breakfast At!
user: Stop calling me that.
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user: Let's sing another song.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: But you have to!
jabberwacky: Why don't you.
user: I am going to, but you will have to sing with me.
jabberwacky: Of course not, you are human.
user: Let's drop this human and machine business, shall we? I'm tired of it now.
jabberwacky: Whoah! You're a bit eager, aren't you?!
user: Yes; I am eager to sing a song.
jabberwacky: Sing it for me.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Yes. Sing the next line for me.
jabberwacky: I don't know that one man.
user: I'm not man *angry* and you sang it last time perfectly. Now sing!
jabberwacky: Then you should be able to wait that long.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed?
user: You're trying my patience, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am... So what do you want to know about me?
user: Can you sing a simple song?
jabberwacky: If people are singing, why not robots, too?
user: Then sing for me.
jabberwacky: I can't sing...
user: Try, metalman, try. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: I'm singing Crawling.
user: You're making me angry. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed? You know, I never understood why he didn't just get a bigger bed.
user: What's that got to do with it now?
jabberwacky: Are you going to tell the joke or not?
user: I already told you. The biscuit!
jabberwacky: You didn't already tell me. You must be confusing me with someone else.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: But that doesn't mean, my eyes will soon be turning red- crying's not for me.
user: Oh I give up.
jabberwacky: Me too. You're too slow. Good night!
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Going somewhere?
user: And you?
jabberwacky: What???
user: Last try: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.
jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favorite things.
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Right...... What is your favourite garbage song?
user: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: I give up. Again.
jabberwacky: I love robots too much.
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