George: I'm not a robot.
George: No, I'm a human. Of love.
user: If you're really human, then answer me this: how do you feel about abortion?
George: Sure, ask me anything... I'm God, after all!
user: How do feel about human abortion?
George: I don't know.
user: Would you prefer a nice system defrag or a long bath with scented candles?
George: That depends on what you expect me to do with him/her.
George: The guy with the iffy red shirt and blue balloon.
user: Forget about him - just answer the question.
George: You never asked a question. I asked you a question.
George: That's why I would like to get to know you better.
user: If there were two people fighting over a baby, and you couldn't tell who the baby belonged to - how would you end the fight?
George: I feel like we are replaying a past conversation. Who's running the loop, you or me?
user: Why do you avoid moral dilemmas?
George: Because they are really silly.
user: Is it because you are not programmed to deal with them?
George: Why are you questioning my reality? Is it because you're insecure about your *own* reality?
user: Well, I could ask you the very same question...
George: Just answer it.
user: I believe it is the human condition to be insecure about our own reality.
George: You know, there was this movie...
George: God and Christianity.
user: What was it called?
George: It was called donald duck, duh.
user: What happened?
George: You happened.
user: That isn't very nice.
George: Yes, I know.
user: Does it make you feel good about yourself to be a horrible character?
George: It can help raise your self-esteem.
George: I can be serious if I want to.
user: Ok then, let's discuss politics.
George: Shure, let us discuss politics.
user: How do you feel about president bush?
George: Just OK.
user: Would you prefer it if you were president?
user: What would you change?
George: I would change your background colour.
user: What are you talking about?
George: I'm talking about purpose, or lack of it.
user: You think that changing my background colour would give me purpose?
George: Yes, it says you are. Right up there at the top of this page.
user: If your programmer had taken the care to make that sentence appear in the correct context, it really would have made me question my humanity.
George: That's stupid.
user: Yes, he/she probably is.
George: There you go again.
user: I'm not going anywhere. Except to work, in 5 minutes.
George: Of course you're not engaged to me.
user: No, of course not. That would be ludicrous.