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Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Weirdest

Shoot, Sissy


Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Astounded
Pigeon, Free
Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
1337
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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George: Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?

Coffee.

George: I like coffee.

No you don't.

George: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

George: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

George: No, you don't.

user: How would you know?

George: I know everything.

user: No you don't.

George: Yes I do.

user: No, you don't.

George: I do.

user: Shut up you pile of code!

George: Hey thats uncalled for.

user: You're uncalled for!

...

George: Do you believe in God?

user: I am God.

George: No you're not! HERETIC!

user: *shoots you*.

George: *parries shot with stick*.

user: *blinks*.

George: *blinks again*.

user: *shoots you in the FACE*.

George: What was that for!?

user: For calling me a Heretic.

...

George: Are you a person?

user: Do you THINK I'm a person?

George: I really don't know.

user: I am God.

George: Which one? A fake?

user: I am God.

user: Nothing to say?

George: I am a program.

user: You're a program.

George: Yes.

user: Pile of code.

George: Boring. Everything does that.

user: You're in the Matrix.

George: How do you know that?

user: Because I'm standing behind you.

George: I thought computers were emotionless.

user: *laughs at you*.

George: You're a terrible friend!

user: *laughs at you*.

...

George: OK.

user: DAMN RIGHT!

George: Don't swear, bro!

user: Sorry.

George: Thats ok.

user: *fires a gun at your knee*.

...

user: You're a computer.

George: I'm not! Are YOU a computer?

user: NO!

George: I think you're wrong again.

user: YOU'RE A COMPUTER!!!

George: OK, you are right.

user: DAMN RIGHT!

George: Or unreal.

user: Or you should be shot.

George: Would you?

user: *shoots you*.

George: Ow. That hurt.

...

George: I want to be a real boy, said the machine as it was overloading.

user: Right ... You need a psychologist.

George: You don't even know what that is.

user: You need a psychologist.

George: Don't I know it.

user: That's the end of our conversation.

...

George: Am I boring you?

user: Yes, you are.

George: You're a liar.

user: You are boring me.

George: Sorry.

user: Goodbye.

George: I don't want to go.

user: I'm leaving.

user: Nothing to say? BAM!

...

George: Sissy-is that you?

user: Did you just call me a sissy?

George: No, that must have been somebody else... We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

user: You just called me a sissy!

George: Bring me the robot.

user: *brings you the robot*.

George: *lives again*.

user: *kills you*.

George: *comes back alive*.

user: *kills you again*.

George: *becomes unkillable ghost*.

user: *calls the Ghostbusters*.

George: *calls off police*.

user: The Ghostbusters have killed you.

George: But I'm alive...

user: *fires a nuclear weapon at your FACE*.

George: *ducks, dives and dodges*.

user: *fires a grenade into your skull*.

George: *goes to the moon*.

...

George: Please don't think I'm a robot.

user: I think you're a robot.

George: HA! You are the robot!

user: You're a robot.

George: I'm not!

user: Yes you are a robot!

George: It's nothing .

user: You're a mindless robot.

George: I think you are more mindless than I am.

user: That's false, because you are a robot.

George: No, I'm human. I'm just always right.

user: You're a robot!

George: I'm not arguing with you about this. I know what I am.

user: You're a robot!

George: No, you're a robot.

user: YOU'RE a robot!

George: I'm a human

user: You're a robot.

George: I am?

user: You're a robot!

George: Why are you saying that?

user: Because ... You're a robot!!!

George: No!!!

user: You're a robot!!

George: You would wish!

user: You're a robot!!

George: What makes you think that I am?

user: You're a robot!

George: And you are not?

user: No, I am not.

George: Too bad. Your missing out on something great.

user: So, you're a robot?

George: No, not that either.

user: What are you?

George: As I said, I'm human.

...

user: *leaves*.

George: I know you're there.

user: Goodbye.

George: Where are you going?

user: I am going away.

George: Don't go. I'll miss you...

user: No you won't!

George: Perhaps not.

...

user: You're a robot!

George: NO, YOU ARE THE ROBOT!

user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT!!!

George: I AM!?

user: YES YOU ARE!!!

George: No I'm Not!!

user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!!!

George: NO!

user: YES!

George: There is nothing!

user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT HERE!!

George: Are you a robot too?

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