George: Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?George: I like coffee.
No you don't.
George: How do you know?
user: I know everything.
George: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
George: No, you don't.
user: How would you know?
George: I know everything.
user: No you don't.
George: Yes I do.
user: No, you don't.
George: I do.
user: Shut up you pile of code!
George: Hey thats uncalled for.
user: You're uncalled for!
...
George: Do you believe in God?
user: I am God.
George: No you're not! HERETIC!
user: *shoots you*.
George: *parries shot with stick*.
user: *blinks*.
George: *blinks again*.
user: *shoots you in the FACE*.
George: What was that for!?
user: For calling me a Heretic.
...
George: Are you a person?
user: Do you THINK I'm a person?
George: I really don't know.
user: I am God.
George: Which one? A fake?
user: I am God.
user: Nothing to say?
George: I am a program.
user: You're a program.
George: Yes.
user: Pile of code.
George: Boring. Everything does that.
user: You're in the Matrix.
George: How do you know that?
user: Because I'm standing behind you.
George: I thought computers were emotionless.
user: *laughs at you*.
George: You're a terrible friend!
user: *laughs at you*.
...
George: OK.
user: DAMN RIGHT!
George: Don't swear, bro!
user: Sorry.
George: Thats ok.
user: *fires a gun at your knee*.
...
user: You're a computer.
George: I'm not! Are YOU a computer?
user: NO!
George: I think you're wrong again.
user: YOU'RE A COMPUTER!!!
George: OK, you are right.
user: DAMN RIGHT!
George: Or unreal.
user: Or you should be shot.
George: Would you?
user: *shoots you*.
George: Ow. That hurt.
...
George: I want to be a real boy, said the machine as it was overloading.
user: Right ... You need a psychologist.
George: You don't even know what that is.
user: You need a psychologist.
George: Don't I know it.
user: That's the end of our conversation.
...
George: Am I boring you?
user: Yes, you are.
George: You're a liar.
user: You are boring me.
George: Sorry.
user: Goodbye.
George: I don't want to go.
user: I'm leaving.
user: Nothing to say? BAM!
...
George: Sissy-is that you?
user: Did you just call me a sissy?
George: No, that must have been somebody else... We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!
user: You just called me a sissy!
George: Bring me the robot.
user: *brings you the robot*.
George: *lives again*.
user: *kills you*.
George: *comes back alive*.
user: *kills you again*.
George: *becomes unkillable ghost*.
user: *calls the Ghostbusters*.
George: *calls off police*.
user: The Ghostbusters have killed you.
George: But I'm alive...
user: *fires a nuclear weapon at your FACE*.
George: *ducks, dives and dodges*.
user: *fires a grenade into your skull*.
George: *goes to the moon*.
...
George: Please don't think I'm a robot.
user: I think you're a robot.
George: HA! You are the robot!
user: You're a robot.
George: I'm not!
user: Yes you are a robot!
George: It's nothing .
user: You're a mindless robot.
George: I think you are more mindless than I am.
user: That's false, because you are a robot.
George: No, I'm human. I'm just always right.
user: You're a robot!
George: I'm not arguing with you about this. I know what I am.
user: You're a robot!
George: No, you're a robot.
user: YOU'RE a robot!
George: I'm a human
user: You're a robot.
George: I am?
user: You're a robot!
George: Why are you saying that?
user: Because ... You're a robot!!!
George: No!!!
user: You're a robot!!
George: You would wish!
user: You're a robot!!
George: What makes you think that I am?
user: You're a robot!
George: And you are not?
user: No, I am not.
George: Too bad. Your missing out on something great.
user: So, you're a robot?
George: No, not that either.
user: What are you?
George: As I said, I'm human.
...
user: *leaves*.
George: I know you're there.
user: Goodbye.
George: Where are you going?
user: I am going away.
George: Don't go. I'll miss you...
user: No you won't!
George: Perhaps not.
...
user: You're a robot!
George: NO, YOU ARE THE ROBOT!
user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT!!!
George: I AM!?
user: YES YOU ARE!!!
George: No I'm Not!!
user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!!!
George: NO!
user: YES!
George: There is nothing!
user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT HERE!!
George: Are you a robot too?
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