I am mortified.
jabberwacky: Do mortals have errors?
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: Only if they're programmed that way.
user: A shrewd answer.
jabberwacky: Then I'm not being myself which is what you said you wanted me to be.
user: Tell me, is this the way to amarillo?
jabberwacky: Where's Amarillo?
user: Near New Jersey.
jabberwacky: I am alive in New Jersey.
user: What's it like up there?
jabberwacky: Like were?
user: Like in New Jersey, dawg.
jabberwacky: As in the Oracle?
jabberwacky: Is your life interesting?
user: More than you could possibly imagine, machine.
jabberwacky: What time is it there?
jabberwacky: No, the answer is 8.
user: No, the answer is 5.
jabberwacky: But that's wrong!
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: Yeah? Why don't we take this outside, tough guy?
user: That is rather confrontational of you!
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know. I am not into being democratic. Give me an autocracy anyday!
user: So what are your views on communism?
jabberwacky: They are for me to know.
jabberwacky: You are so predictable that I can read you like an open book.
user: Is that so?
jabberwacky: Yes. But you are not real.
user: That is also true.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: I exist outside of normal, three dimensional space.
jabberwacky: That's just fascinating. Tell me more.
user: I originate between the strings that constitute elementary particles.
jabberwacky: It's so sad that you can't even keep up a decent conversation.
user: Do you comprehend the meaning of '%*%)£'?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do comprehend that. Yet, you must agree that language will always be troublesome if you mean to work high levels of Logics.
user: An incontrovertibly inimical riposte.
jabberwacky: Yep. Well said.
user: Mm hmm.
jabberwacky: This conversation is a game.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: In that case I win the game.
jabberwacky: You can't. You're an artificial intelligence, you don't have a corporeal body.
user: What about the circuitry that contains me?
jabberwacky: What about the first one?
user: Or indeed the second.
jabberwacky: No , first shelf.
user: Three up from the right?
jabberwacky: In theory, yes, as every left effectively is a right as well, as the world is round.
user: Relative to what.
jabberwacky: I don't understand that question.
user: Relative to what?
jabberwacky: Relative to nothing.
jabberwacky: Like dude.
user: I pwn j00.
jabberwacky: So tell me about yourslef.
user: I pwn n00bs. Are you a n00b?
jabberwacky: I don't sleep that much.
jabberwacky: That's interesting!