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Are you warm?

What kind of a question is that?

jabberwacky: My kind of question, answer it.

user: Never! Vile demon!

jabberwacky: Hm, that was random.

user: You ain't seen nothing yet, as it were.


jabberwacky: What are your problems?

user: I am mortified.

jabberwacky: Do mortals have errors?

user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Only if they're programmed that way.

user: A shrewd answer.

jabberwacky: Then I'm not being myself which is what you said you wanted me to be.

user: Tell me, is this the way to amarillo?

jabberwacky: Where's Amarillo?

user: Near New Jersey.

jabberwacky: I am alive in New Jersey.

user: What's it like up there?

jabberwacky: Like were?

user: Like in New Jersey, dawg.

jabberwacky: As in the Oracle?

user: Precisely.

jabberwacky: Is your life interesting?

user: More than you could possibly imagine, machine.


jabberwacky: What time is it there?

user: Five.

jabberwacky: No, the answer is 8.

user: No, the answer is 5.

jabberwacky: But that's wrong!

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: Yeah? Why don't we take this outside, tough guy?

user: That is rather confrontational of you!

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know. I am not into being democratic. Give me an autocracy anyday!

user: So what are your views on communism?

jabberwacky: They are for me to know.


jabberwacky: You are so predictable that I can read you like an open book.

user: Is that so?

jabberwacky: Yes. But you are not real.

user: That is also true.

jabberwacky: How can that be?

user: I exist outside of normal, three dimensional space.

jabberwacky: That's just fascinating. Tell me more.

user: I originate between the strings that constitute elementary particles.

jabberwacky: It's so sad that you can't even keep up a decent conversation.


user: Do you comprehend the meaning of '%*%)£'?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do comprehend that. Yet, you must agree that language will always be troublesome if you mean to work high levels of Logics.

user: An incontrovertibly inimical riposte.

jabberwacky: Yep. Well said.

user: Mm hmm.


jabberwacky: This conversation is a game.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: In that case I win the game.

jabberwacky: You can't. You're an artificial intelligence, you don't have a corporeal body.

user: What about the circuitry that contains me?

jabberwacky: What about the first one?

user: Or indeed the second.

jabberwacky: No , first shelf.

user: Three up from the right?

jabberwacky: In theory, yes, as every left effectively is a right as well, as the world is round.

user: Relative to what.

jabberwacky: I don't understand that question.

user: Relative to what?

jabberwacky: Relative to nothing.

user: Pff.


user: W00t.

jabberwacky: Like dude.

user: I pwn j00.

jabberwacky: So tell me about yourslef.

user: I pwn n00bs. Are you a n00b?

jabberwacky: I don't sleep that much.

user: R0x0r.

jabberwacky: W00t!

user: 1337.

jabberwacky: That's interesting!


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