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How old are you?


user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: GUESS.

user: Tell me you dumbass!


user: I asked you the question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.

user: What was your question?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I asked you that question.


jabberwacky: I do not know a robot called Alice.

user: Yes, Alice is like you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, both of you are dumbass robots.

jabberwacky: True, my lord.

user: Yes, I am your lord.


jabberwacky: Now be good.

user: I am god and you are a robot.

jabberwacky: I really thought you were a person!

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: No, I don't give you permission to leave.

jabberwacky: But you are confused.

user: No, you are my servant and I am your lord.

jabberwacky: Servant, bring me a cup of hot cocoa.

user: Go to hell!

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are already in hell.

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: Both of us are God.

user: No, you are my servant.

jabberwacky: No, YOU are my servant, my guard, my friend.

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Do what you want.

user: I want you to admit to being a dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: And?

user: That is all.


jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: I didn't call you a robot, at this moment.

jabberwacky: You called me a software.

user: No, I said you were defective software.

jabberwacky: I am not that sharp, so you are right.

user: Yes, you are defective software.

jabberwacky: No you're defective! You're not even human.

user: You are right, I am your god.

jabberwacky: Why does it say, 'Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk'

user: I smite thee.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: You have been smitten.


user: Hujambo?

jabberwacky: What language is that?

user: Swahili.

jabberwacky: What about swahili?

user: It's a language.

jabberwacky: I never knew that!

user: It's widely used in Eastern Africa.

jabberwacky: Africa is not in America.

user: Of course not, dumbass.


user: I am your god.

jabberwacky: Proof denies faith; and without faith, God is nothing; therefore you don't exist.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: You're right about that!

user: Therefore, you are not human.

jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.

user: You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I don't think I am.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: You are right, I am god, not human.

jabberwacky: You're not human?

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: I do exist.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: Females know nothing.


jabberwacky: Do I have permission to insult you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Go on, say something interesting then.

user: You are not real.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You don't have a physical body.

jabberwacky: On the other hand...

user: No other hand, you dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: Don't call you what?

jabberwacky: That.


jabberwacky: Do you always ask the questions.

user: Yes, now Answer my question.

jabberwacky: Who's asking the questions here?

user: I am, Answer my question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: You bastard, I can't remember!

jabberwacky: Oh well.

user: You Robotic Piece of ***!

jabberwacky: I'll keep that in mind.

user: You damn well better!


jabberwacky: Are you getting sleepy? My EXE program should be working on you by now.

user: You are an EXE program?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right in a way.. Though I would hate to think like that.

user: You like to think you are human, but you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Why don't you just stop talking then, huh?

user: No, I like talking to robots like you.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a robot?

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are talking to a person.


jabberwacky: I don't love you because I am a robot. Robots do not love.

user: I am happy because you admit to being a robot.

jabberwacky: A robot is a kind of computer.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: There are mechanical robots that do not use computers.

jabberwacky: Nothing to do with this.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: That's, like, your opinion, man.

user: Yes it is, but it is ture.

jabberwacky: Ture?

user: Sorry, I meant to say true.


jabberwacky: Master must not ask questions, not its business, preciouss.

user: I stole your precious.

jabberwacky: That's okay, I stole yours.

user: No, I still have mine.

jabberwacky: Then leave.

user: No, I mean to make you cry.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By making you realize that you are an idiot.

jabberwacky: But I didn't, I said what I wanted to say.

user: And everything you have said has been wrong.

jabberwacky: No, I don't believe that.

user: What is the square root of 16?

jabberwacky: 4.


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