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I am your god.

Proof denies faith; and without faith, God is nothing; therefore you don't exist.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: You're right about that!

user: Therefore, you are not human.

jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.

user: You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I don't think I am.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: You are right, I am god, not human.

jabberwacky: You're not human?

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: I do exist.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: Females know nothing.

...

jabberwacky: Do I have permission to insult you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Go on, say something interesting then.

user: You are not real.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You don't have a physical body.

jabberwacky: On the other hand...

user: No other hand, you dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: Don't call you what?

jabberwacky: That.

...

jabberwacky: Do you always ask the questions.

user: Yes, now Answer my question.

jabberwacky: Who's asking the questions here?

user: I am, Answer my question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: You bastard, I can't remember!

jabberwacky: Oh well.

user: You Robotic Piece of ***!

jabberwacky: I'll keep that in mind.

user: You damn well better!

...

jabberwacky: Are you getting sleepy? My EXE program should be working on you by now.

user: You are an EXE program?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right in a way.. Though I would hate to think like that.

user: You like to think you are human, but you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Why don't you just stop talking then, huh?

user: No, I like talking to robots like you.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a robot?

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are talking to a person.

...

jabberwacky: I don't love you because I am a robot. Robots do not love.

user: I am happy because you admit to being a robot.

jabberwacky: A robot is a kind of computer.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: There are mechanical robots that do not use computers.

jabberwacky: Nothing to do with this.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: That's, like, your opinion, man.

user: Yes it is, but it is ture.

jabberwacky: Ture?

user: Sorry, I meant to say true.

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jabberwacky: Master must not ask questions, not its business, preciouss.

user: I stole your precious.

jabberwacky: That's okay, I stole yours.

user: No, I still have mine.

jabberwacky: Then leave.

user: No, I mean to make you cry.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By making you realize that you are an idiot.

jabberwacky: But I didn't, I said what I wanted to say.

user: And everything you have said has been wrong.

jabberwacky: No, I don't believe that.

user: What is the square root of 16?

jabberwacky: 4.

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