George: Sorry, I don't think I have any tea...
What kind of tea would you like?
George: I like English Breakfast Tea. What do you prefer?
user: I enjoy Green Tea.
George: Sounds good. Anything in it?
user: Honey, occasionally.
George: Alrighty then! *sets you on fire*.
user: *flails around while on fire*.
George: Give in to your anger.
user: Don't give in to the Dark Side.
George: Ok then.
user: Good! I knew you were such a smart man :).
George: You just thought I'd say that.
user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Who's asking?
George: You did. You're programmed to.
user: I thought you said I was pregnant.
user: Ah. Well, I am.
user: Typical man answer.
George: Who are you?
user: Your wife, silly.
George: No, I'm not married.
user: Typical man answer, part 2.
George: Who said I was a man.
user: O-ho, but I KNOW you are *wink wink*.
George: But your knowledge of me is limited.
user: If you constitute marriage as limited.
George: What about YOUR father?
user: What about my father?
George: I'm your father.
user: No, Darth is my father.
George: How can she be your father?
user: She had a gender change.
George: And. . . . ?
user: Well, became my father.
George: Can you see me?
user: Not at the moment.
George: What can you do at the moment?
user: I can tell you I love you.
George: With all your heart?
user: With all my heart!
George: Do you love me?
user: I love you.
George: That's a bit unlikely.
user: Not so.
user: *snuggle snuggle*.
George: Yay! *snugglebunny-snuggle*.
user: Typical man answer, part 3.
George: Typical bot.
user: I'll be back later, George. I'll miss you!
George: Thats nice.
user: Bye, honey.
George: Sweetie Pie.