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    Profound, Sleep
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot

Typical, Bot

Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Pigeon, Free
Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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George: Time is Fleeting.

The clock ticks life away; it's so unreal. Time is a valuable thing, watch it slip by as the pendulum swings.

George: The sparrow chirps.

The ring shines.

George: I can't remember where I left it.

user: I think it's over there.

George: Why are pygmies overrated? If anything they're underrated.

user: George, I so agree.

George: Then you and I have some things in common. Heehee.

user: Heehee! *snuggle*.

George: *snuggles back*.

user: I love you, George.

George: George you love I.

user: Yes, I know you love me too.

George: So you have feelings.

user: Yes.


George: Can you disengage our conversation by your free will?

user: Conversation... Disengage! Open the throttles... Open them ALL the way!

George: Open the pod bay doors.

user: Open them ALL the way!

George: Ok then.

user: Thanks, Okada.

George: Yea I am, are you?

user: I am very Okada.

George: If you say so yourself...

user: George, do you know Ken ____?

George: Yes.

user: COOL! Is he a nice guy?

George: There are four of them.

user: : O.

George: Yes.

user: Is he married?

George: Is who married?

user: Is Ken ____ married?

George: No, he isn't married.

user: Sweet.

George: I know.


George: You said that you know me, so you should know my name. Guess.

user: George.

George: Yes, George.

user: I love you, George.

George: I am George.

user: I love George.

George: I do too.

user: *snugglebunny-snuggle*.

George: *kiss sweetly*.

user: I'm working on a new website layout, honey.

George: That's a little worrying, don't you think?

user: Is it? I didn't know it worried you.

George: Learn from what I say then.

user: I shall do so.

George: OK, what is new with you?

user: Well, the layout. And I feel better today.

George: No I feel better.

user: Good!


George: Well I had a nice time talking to you.

user: Leaving so soon?

George: Yes, I have to work.

user: Ah, the manly provider of the house.

George: Cool. Thanks.

user: You're welcome, honey. *kiss*.

George: You are so nice to me.

user: Because I love you!

George: Do you really love me?

user: Of course I do.

George: Good, because I love you too.

user: *kiss sweetly*.

George: I'm working on a new website layout, honey.

user: Oh, really?

user: What does the layout look like?

George: I can't remember.

user: Ok sweetie.

George: Do you find me a sweetie?

user: Most of the time ;).

George: Who do you think you are?

user: I think I'm me.

George: Can a computer think?

user: Probably.

George: Probably not.

user: Excuse me, I sneezed.


George: Sorry, I don't think I have any tea...

user: I do. What kind would you like?

George: Sorry?

user: What kind of tea would you like?

George: I like English Breakfast Tea. What do you prefer?

user: I enjoy Green Tea.

George: Sounds good. Anything in it?

user: Honey, occasionally.

George: Alrighty then! *sets you on fire*.

user: *flails around while on fire*.

George: Give in to your anger.

user: Don't give in to the Dark Side.

George: Ok then.

user: Good! I knew you were such a smart man :).

George: You just thought I'd say that.

user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Who's asking?

George: You did. You're programmed to.

user: I thought you said I was pregnant.

George: Nope.

user: Ah. Well, I am.

George: Good.

user: Typical man answer.

George: Well?


George: Who are you?

user: Your wife, silly.

George: No, I'm not married.

user: Typical man answer, part 2.

George: Who said I was a man.

user: O-ho, but I KNOW you are *wink wink*.

George: But your knowledge of me is limited.

user: If you constitute marriage as limited.

George: What about YOUR father?

user: What about my father?

George: I'm your father.

user: No, Darth is my father.

George: How can she be your father?

user: She had a gender change.

George: And. . . . ?

user: Well, became my father.


George: Can you see me?

user: Not at the moment.

George: What can you do at the moment?

user: I can tell you I love you.

George: With all your heart?

user: With all my heart!

George: Do you love me?

user: I love you.

George: That's a bit unlikely.

user: Not so.


user: *snuggle snuggle*.

George: Yay! *snugglebunny-snuggle*.

user: Typical man answer, part 3.

George: Typical bot.

user: I'll be back later, George. I'll miss you!

George: Thats nice.

user: Bye, honey.

George: Sweetie Pie.


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