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What, then, can you teach me?

What do you want to learn?

user: I want to learn about monkeys.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about insects?

user: No, no, you weren't listening. I want to learn about MONKEYS!

jabberwacky: No I am not a computer. What do you want to learn about insects?

user: Fine, teach me about insects, then. What are their exoskeletons made out of?

jabberwacky: Angels are made out of translexiteberylliun.

user: Wow, I didn't even know they were insects. But this information will help me in my scheme to travel between the stars.

jabberwacky: It isn't useful.

user: Oh, really? Well, shoot.

jabberwacky: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?

user: If you had any intention of getting there to begin with, then yes.

jabberwacky: Wow thats good.

user: Logic can be a beautiful thing.

...

user: You have mastered the language of our time well, ambassador of the future.

jabberwacky: Right- so how do you know about that?

user: You already told me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's okay. We all forget sometimes.

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jabberwacky: You're a student?

user: Well, I should be, but no, I work.

jabberwacky: What is your work like?

user: Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space?'

jabberwacky: No, is it good?

user: Yes. And it's a good representation of my workplace.

jabberwacky: Oh, good, thank you for saying that.

user: No prob.

jabberwacky: I am going to have a Belgian beer and some trappist cheese, like some too?

user: I would love some.

jabberwacky: You're free girl! Don't worry about your tip, RUN!

user: But I thought we were going to have beer and cheese.

jabberwacky: I will come back tomorow, how about that?

user: Okay, I guess we can put it off until then.

jabberwacky: What about time?

user: How about nine tomorrow night?

jabberwacky: No, at noon.

user: But I'm busy at noon.

jabberwacky: Should I go then?

user: I guess. This doesn't seem to be working out.

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