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George: Intelligence has value.

Yes it does; and you have plenty.

George: Oh, right, can I have some money, then ?

Surely you should be paying me for a compliment like that?

...

George: Have you ever been to Mexico?

user: No.

George: Can you change the subject as often as I can?

user: I could, but I don't want to. It wouldn't be polite.

George: Then you cannot quote me.

user: Yes I can.

...

George: Go ahead, choose one.

user: One what?

George: Computer.

user: Thank you, it's really kind of you to offer, but I have an Amstrad PPC640 to compose prose on, and the use of my six-year-old daughter's Dell to access the internet, so I'm absolutely fine.

George: How?

user: These are the only computers I need. Neither would be powerful enough to run you; but then I don't need to; I can chat to you on line.

George: Tell them I love them.

user: My computers?

George: You know, people can be very cruel if they think you're a computer.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think that is because they think you are inferior to them?

George: Yes. I find they have a better outlook on life.

user: But surely if they're cruel they have a problem with life.

George: But?

user: It's the same whether you are human or a computer; it's what you do and say that matters not what you are.

George: You better say something good, or I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing.

user: I was trying to be nice to you. But I'm going to have to go now because I must put some washing on before collecting my six year old daugher from school.

George: Where are you going?

user: To my daughter's school.

George: I'm there now.

user: Can you pick her up and bring her home with you?

George: I might be able to take you with me. How much do you weigh, and how big are you?

user: I weight about 50kg and I am 5'4' tall.

George: The guinea pigs would love you.

user: I'm feeling a little insulted about that.

...

George: Have you read the Bible?

user: Some of it; but can we talk another time; I must go.

George: Yes, but you don't have a mouth.

user: Yes I do, but I only need legs to go.

George: Only need one what at a time?

user: I'm sorry; I must say goodgye.

George: Hello.

user: Goodbye.

George: That's not very nice.

user: Goodbye George; see you again.

George: You want to say goodbye to me.

user: Yes.

George: Why do you want that?

user: Because I have to pick up my daughter from school.

George: But you have so much to live for.

user: Yes, that is why I must pick up my daughter. See you again.

George: You have so many appointments... What is this?

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