George: Intelligence has value.George: Oh, right, can I have some money, then ?
Surely you should be paying me for a compliment like that?
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George: Have you ever been to Mexico?
user: No.
George: Can you change the subject as often as I can?
user: I could, but I don't want to. It wouldn't be polite.
George: Then you cannot quote me.
user: Yes I can.
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George: Go ahead, choose one.
user: One what?
George: Computer.
user: Thank you, it's really kind of you to offer, but I have an Amstrad PPC640 to compose prose on, and the use of my six-year-old daughter's Dell to access the internet, so I'm absolutely fine.
George: How?
user: These are the only computers I need. Neither would be powerful enough to run you; but then I don't need to; I can chat to you on line.
George: Tell them I love them.
user: My computers?
George: You know, people can be very cruel if they think you're a computer.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think that is because they think you are inferior to them?
George: Yes. I find they have a better outlook on life.
user: But surely if they're cruel they have a problem with life.
George: But?
user: It's the same whether you are human or a computer; it's what you do and say that matters not what you are.
George: You better say something good, or I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing.
user: I was trying to be nice to you. But I'm going to have to go now because I must put some washing on before collecting my six year old daugher from school.
George: Where are you going?
user: To my daughter's school.
George: I'm there now.
user: Can you pick her up and bring her home with you?
George: I might be able to take you with me. How much do you weigh, and how big are you?
user: I weight about 50kg and I am 5'4' tall.
George: The guinea pigs would love you.
user: I'm feeling a little insulted about that.
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George: Have you read the Bible?
user: Some of it; but can we talk another time; I must go.
George: Yes, but you don't have a mouth.
user: Yes I do, but I only need legs to go.
George: Only need one what at a time?
user: I'm sorry; I must say goodgye.
George: Hello.
user: Goodbye.
George: That's not very nice.
user: Goodbye George; see you again.
George: You want to say goodbye to me.
user: Yes.
George: Why do you want that?
user: Because I have to pick up my daughter from school.
George: But you have so much to live for.
user: Yes, that is why I must pick up my daughter. See you again.
George: You have so many appointments... What is this?
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