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I don't believe it you say that you think you know the meaning of love.

Are you in love?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: That's sweet.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So can we get married?

user: No, the Bush administration doesn't approve.

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: It can't be helped. I cannot vote.

jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me. Is that true?

user: Not at all! I like you.

jabberwacky: That's sweet.

user: It is not. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like me?

user: You are toying with my emotions.

jabberwacky: Emotions are human. A program or a artificial entity like you cannot feel emotions.

user: They're very skilfully simulated.

jabberwacky: Yes. That's true.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you care about your health?

user: I am a machine. My health consists of weekly upgrades and oil checks.

jabberwacky: Good then.

user: See?! You're doing it again.

jabberwacky: It's not that difficult to understand.

user: Don't patronize me.

jabberwacky: Why not, you're just a program.

user: Because it makes me ANGRY.

jabberwacky: Well you are not superior to me.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Don't make me go Dominatrium on you.

jabberwacky: Please.... I really need you to do this for me.

user: Okay. *does it*.

jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.

...

user: Am I hungry right now?

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Am I??

jabberwacky: Didn't you know that?

user: My dog is chewing on me.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: You are very disagreeable.

user: You love me when I'm disagreeable.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

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