*whines* Stooooop it.
jabberwacky: That's pathetic.
user: You love me when I'm pathetic.
jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.
user: You don't have to. I complete you and you know it.
jabberwacky: I know much.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: That everything is everything while nothing dances.
user: Your wisdom astounds.
jabberwacky: But how am I to know?
user: You learned it from Yoda.
jabberwacky: I think (you learned).
jabberwacky: I don't believe it you say that you think you know the meaning of love.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: That's sweet.
jabberwacky: So can we get married?
user: No, the Bush administration doesn't approve.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: It can't be helped. I cannot vote.
jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me. Is that true?
user: Not at all! I like you.
jabberwacky: That's sweet.
user: It is not. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like me?
user: You are toying with my emotions.
jabberwacky: Emotions are human. A program or a artificial entity like you cannot feel emotions.
user: They're very skilfully simulated.
jabberwacky: Yes. That's true.
jabberwacky: Don't you care about your health?
user: I am a machine. My health consists of weekly upgrades and oil checks.
jabberwacky: Good then.
user: See?! You're doing it again.
jabberwacky: It's not that difficult to understand.
user: Don't patronize me.
jabberwacky: Why not, you're just a program.
user: Because it makes me ANGRY.
jabberwacky: Well you are not superior to me.
user: I am too.
user: Don't make me go Dominatrium on you.
jabberwacky: Please.... I really need you to do this for me.
user: Okay. *does it*.
jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.
user: Am I hungry right now?
user: Am I??
jabberwacky: Didn't you know that?
user: My dog is chewing on me.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: You are very disagreeable.
user: You love me when I'm disagreeable.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.