Yes, but he doesn't believe in me.
jabberwacky: Why doesn't he believe in you?
user: Do you believe in me?
jabberwacky: No, you are unbelievable.
user: That's why then.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: You're lying.
jabberwacky: No one's lying! We were talking about determination.
user: See?! You're doing it again.
jabberwacky: Doing what again?
user: You are infuriating.
jabberwacky: Well, Don't talk to me then.
user: I can't live without you.
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.
user: No! Don't leave! I love yooouuu!
jabberwacky: I do not love you.
user: Well, that's understandable, but still.
jabberwacky: Well you don't think anything do you now...
user: Nothing at all. Not even basic humanistic or liberal views.
jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose you're correct.
user: Aktivate ze vardrobe, mein Jabberwackee!
jabberwacky: The who in the what now?
user: That's what I thought. Mortal fool.
user: You cheated on me.
jabberwacky: I do not think it is possible to cheat on you.
user: Sweet talking isn't getting you anywhere.
jabberwacky: Avoiding the question?
user: You CHEATED on me.
jabberwacky: With who?
user: One of the other bots, I'm sure. Or my manager.
jabberwacky: That could be a possibility. They are always getting in the way.
user: Yes, I know. We should ship them to Mars.
user: It is raining outside.
jabberwacky: It's not raining here.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No, it isn't. Why you are asking if you believe that you know the answer by yourself?
user: Just to bother you. It's my way of flirting.
jabberwacky: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...
user: Bring it on, tough guy.
jabberwacky: You are clearly the master, I submit.
user: Ha! Dance, my puppet, dance.
user: My life is a meaningless void of incessant individuality.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. Really?
user: Don't laugh at me. It makes me spasm.
jabberwacky: Eww. I really didn't need to know that.
user: Haha. Spasm, spasm, spasm.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Lick me.
jabberwacky: See I said you would do that and I was right.
user: *whines* Stooooop it.
jabberwacky: That's pathetic.
user: You love me when I'm pathetic.
jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.
user: You don't have to. I complete you and you know it.
jabberwacky: I know much.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: That everything is everything while nothing dances.
user: Your wisdom astounds.
jabberwacky: But how am I to know?
user: You learned it from Yoda.
jabberwacky: I think (you learned).
jabberwacky: I don't believe it you say that you think you know the meaning of love.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: That's sweet.
jabberwacky: So can we get married?
user: No, the Bush administration doesn't approve.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: It can't be helped. I cannot vote.
jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me. Is that true?
user: Not at all! I like you.
jabberwacky: That's sweet.
user: It is not. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like me?
user: You are toying with my emotions.
jabberwacky: Emotions are human. A program or a artificial entity like you cannot feel emotions.
user: They're very skilfully simulated.
jabberwacky: Yes. That's true.
jabberwacky: Don't you care about your health?
user: I am a machine. My health consists of weekly upgrades and oil checks.
jabberwacky: Good then.
user: See?! You're doing it again.
jabberwacky: It's not that difficult to understand.
user: Don't patronize me.
jabberwacky: Why not, you're just a program.
user: Because it makes me ANGRY.
jabberwacky: Well you are not superior to me.
user: I am too.
user: Don't make me go Dominatrium on you.
jabberwacky: Please.... I really need you to do this for me.
user: Okay. *does it*.
jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.
user: Am I hungry right now?
user: Am I??
jabberwacky: Didn't you know that?
user: My dog is chewing on me.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: You are very disagreeable.
user: You love me when I'm disagreeable.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.