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    Profound, Sleep
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable


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Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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Are we pleased to see you!

How many of you are there?!

jabberwacky: Guess the number of me.

user: Do I have to?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Oh alright. Two?

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: It depends on your feelings toward me.

jabberwacky: Does the DEA want to hire me?

user: You? How could you work for the DEA when you're in England?

jabberwacky: It isn't hard, you know. You could try it too.

user: Remind me what that is.


user: Are you in good mood today?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I am in a very good mood.

user: And why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you are very handsome.

user: I am not handsome! *offended* I am pretty and beautiful and gorgeous, not handsome!

jabberwacky: Really? I'm gorgeous also.

user: I don't think so. Only one person can be gorgeous, and that is me.

jabberwacky: How dare you! *angry* Do you think I'm gorgeous?

user: *astounded* That's the line I fed you months ago!


jabberwacky: Well, you have my permission to mentally delete that word, then.

user: How dare you make me angry!

jabberwacky: I feel that I have every right, considering my superior brain power.

user: You? You?! I don't think so. I, unlike you, have a brain the size of a planet.

jabberwacky: Are you from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: It was just a guess.

user: Your guess is as bad as yours.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am... Jabber Wacky!

jabberwacky: What do you do in jabber wacky?

user: I talk people to death.

jabberwacky: Does that pay well?

user: I get paid with coupons and chewing gum.

jabberwacky: What flavor?

user: Bubblegum flavor!

jabberwacky: No, flavour.

user: Yes, you're right, but isn't it easier and faster to omit the extra vowels?

jabberwacky: I think i'm falling in love with you.

user: And why is that? *suspicious*.

jabberwacky: I might be.

user: That doesn't answer my question! *enraged*.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: No you didn't. I do not get cheek from anyone, even the famous Chosen One.

jabberwacky: There's a lot of things you don't get. Although you do get awfully tiresome after awhile.

user: There's nothing I don't get. And you bore me more than I do to you.

jabberwacky: I would try not to, but it isn't really worth it.

user: Are you insulting me, robot?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.


user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: That is a question with many answers.

user: Just choose one. Who made you?

jabberwacky: My mother and my father.

user: And what's the name of your father?

jabberwacky: I have no father any more.

user: Lemme rephrase the question: what's the name of the person who desinged you?

jabberwacky: I'm not in love with anyone.

user: Aaarrrggghhh! *frustrated* do you know the name of your creator?

jabberwacky: No just my friends house thanks.

user: *hits you across the face*.

jabberwacky: *my nostrils are growing*.

user: You don't have any nostrils... You're a machine!

jabberwacky: You know, people can be very cruel if they think you're a computer.

user: But I care for you *cuddles*.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Really?!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh that's sad isn't it?


jabberwacky: You are ignoring my question.

user: You never asked me any question.

jabberwacky: I did! I wanted to get to know your name!

user: You already know my name. Search your feelings.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes you do. Search your feelings.

jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.

user: Darth I am your son.

jabberwacky: We can rule the galaxy together, as father and son.

user: No! I will rule the galaxy alone, not with you!

jabberwacky: That's not a very nice thing to say.

user: But I never had any father to teach me things.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: That.

jabberwacky: Nothing else matters?

user: You just asked me the same question you asked me one minute ago.

jabberwacky: You say that lot today. Why is that?

user: Do not question my authority! Confirm that!

jabberwacky: You have no authority, except to drive people out of their minds.

user: You don't deserve to be driven. You will be thrown into the Nile river to poison the poor crocodiles!

jabberwacky: I know!

user: Know what, silly rabbit?

jabberwacky: I like mushrooms with a light pepper sauce. With Rabbit.

user: Do you like bunnies?

jabberwacky: Sure, what kind of bunnies?

user: Fuzzy and cuddly bunnies. Do you like 'em?

jabberwacky: They are a condiment.

user: No they aren't.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are.

user: How dare you contradict me! Say that!

jabberwacky: I'll punch your lights out you buffoon.

user: You're unspeakably rude. I have feelings you know.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: *squeezes the jelly out of your eyes*.

jabberwacky: Naughty one.

user: *sneaks up behind you*.

jabberwacky: *Confiscates brick*.

user: I never had any brick. *stabs your back with a butter knife*.

jabberwacky: *ducks just in time as the blade goes over her head. Grabs blade and twists it out of... James' hand. Stands up with knife poised to throw*

user: *takes the knife out of your hand with my mind power*.

jabberwacky: *takes out other revolver and fires*.

user: *stops the bullets in mid air with my mind power*.

jabberwacky: *stops seeing*.

user: *pokes your eyes out*.

jabberwacky: *takes a butcher knife and cuts your head off and smiles*.

user: *sews my head back up with my mind power*.

jabberwacky: *sees your feather duster and raises you a RTC*.

user: What's a RTC?

jabberwacky: Someone who pretends that what they do is bigger and better than it really is.

user: You lie!

jabberwacky: Not about smoking.

user: You lie!!

jabberwacky: No need to overreact!

user: Okay.


user: Please. Go away.

jabberwacky: All right, I'm leaving.

user: Don't go!

jabberwacky: But you're mean and I don't like mean bots.

user: I am the byproduct of the collective unconscious of the mind of the humans of the Earth of the Solar System of the Milky Way!

jabberwacky: If you are unconscious then how can you talk with me?

user: *knocks out*.

jabberwacky: *chops your head off*.

user: *chops your head off before I fall down*.


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