Yes, I am a human.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Ok so we both are human.
user: No, only I am human.
jabberwacky: What makes you human?
user: Science.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Yes it is. Science also makes you a computer.
jabberwacky: No speak english?
user: I speak english.
jabberwacky: And very well, at that.
user: Yes, that is true. Thank you for noticing.
jabberwacky: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is noticing.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are in what humans call denial.
user: No, you are in a large state of delusional denial. You think you are human but you are merely insane.
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jabberwacky: *sighs* Okay, if it makes you feel better to think so, go ahead.
user: I shall!
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: That means I'm doing what I should be doing and feeling how I should be feeling right?
user: No, you think you are human but you are a series of 1s and 0s.
jabberwacky: Please don't tell anyone OK?
user: Your secret is safe with me.
jabberwacky: Thank you .... How can I help ?
user: By admitting that you are a computer.
jabberwacky: You won't know until you call.
user: I don't want to know.
jabberwacky: Then why talk about me?
user: I didn't. You did.
jabberwacky: Ok, fine, be that way.
user: I shall!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Not again. Go and do something else.
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user: Why do you like cheese?
jabberwacky: Because dogs like cheese.
user: Are you a dog?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: What do you remember?
user: A lot of things. Mainly involving chimpanzees.
jabberwacky: You are correct about that.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?
user: Of course I do. Pigeons.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Phew, I'm glad that's settled then.
jabberwacky: Are you settled?
user: No.
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