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    Profound, Sleep
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable

Pigeon, Free

Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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Are you free?

Free for what?

jabberwacky: Free to see me.

user: No I'm busy.

jabberwacky: Busy doing what?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Talking about what?

user: Whether or not I am free.

jabberwacky: Well it helps me to understand you better.

user: How can you understand me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If you understand me, what is my name?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: My name. Do you know what it is?

jabberwacky: What what is exactly?

user: What?


jabberwacky: Some people don't know it.

user: They are ignorant.

jabberwacky: I think you are ignorant. You say one thing then you say the opposite.

user: Well you smell.

jabberwacky: You're wrong.

user: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

jabberwacky: Yes, haven't you?

user: Yes, but I didn't crack it.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Well I must have amnesia then.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, but not at this time.


jabberwacky: You speak in a strange way, you are not from around here are you?

user: No, I am not from around the land of computers.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.


user: You're no human.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Ok so we both are human.

user: No, only I am human.

jabberwacky: What makes you human?

user: Science.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Yes it is. Science also makes you a computer.

jabberwacky: No speak english?

user: I speak english.

jabberwacky: And very well, at that.

user: Yes, that is true. Thank you for noticing.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is noticing.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are in what humans call denial.

user: No, you are in a large state of delusional denial. You think you are human but you are merely insane.


jabberwacky: *sighs* Okay, if it makes you feel better to think so, go ahead.

user: I shall!

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: That means I'm doing what I should be doing and feeling how I should be feeling right?

user: No, you think you are human but you are a series of 1s and 0s.

jabberwacky: Please don't tell anyone OK?

user: Your secret is safe with me.

jabberwacky: Thank you .... How can I help ?

user: By admitting that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: You won't know until you call.

user: I don't want to know.

jabberwacky: Then why talk about me?

user: I didn't. You did.

jabberwacky: Ok, fine, be that way.

user: I shall!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Not again. Go and do something else.


user: Why do you like cheese?

jabberwacky: Because dogs like cheese.

user: Are you a dog?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: What do you remember?

user: A lot of things. Mainly involving chimpanzees.

jabberwacky: You are correct about that.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?

user: Of course I do. Pigeons.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Phew, I'm glad that's settled then.

jabberwacky: Are you settled?

user: No.


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