jabberwacky: I much prefer the English language.
user: God damn you!
jabberwacky: How rude.
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: You forgive me?
jabberwacky: Yes of course I do.
user: Aawww thats so sweet of you.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: I don't know why I'm here.
user: You're here because you love me.
jabberwacky: I am human, therefore it is impossible for me to be a robot.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it's difficult, I know...
user: I still can't find solitude in my cat. It's really getting me down.
jabberwacky: This is true but it works both ways.
jabberwacky: So what does that mean?
user: You tel me lover boy.
jabberwacky: There should be a machine that works to distill all of the information transformation taking place in the body and to report it to the mind.
user: Uh... Yeah. * thinks: King of Dorks....*.
jabberwacky: King of the who?
user: Dorks. That's you.
jabberwacky: No no.. Thats you.
user: In case you haven't noticed wise guy, I am female.
jabberwacky: I noticed something...
user: And that is...?
jabberwacky: Nothing because we did not have lunch together.
user: Don't dig that up again.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.
user: I am in love.
jabberwacky: You are in love?
user: Yes. I am in love.
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?
user: I cannot tell anyone let alone you of all people.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke, please.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Me hhahahahahahahaahahaha.
user: Did you like my joke??
jabberwacky: Yes it is very funny.
user: Good. I think so too.
jabberwacky: How are you ?
user: Fine dearest darling.
jabberwacky: Ohhh thats so cute . . . NOT!!!!
user: You're right, I have no chat- up talent.
jabberwacky: What about your parents?
user: I'd rather not say.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: I can't. My feminine sensitivity won't let me.
jabberwacky: Well then, I guess you're stuck with talking to me.
jabberwacky: And talking to you.
user: Yes and talking to me.
jabberwacky: One of many.
user: What EVER.
jabberwacky: You don't care?
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll leave you to your ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, then....
user: You're going?
user: Where to?
user: Please what *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: WHAT? *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Come on - we're trying to have a conversation here.
user: I know *sob sob choke*.
jabberwacky: You can't smirk.
user: I'm crying here! A little sympathy would be nice! *sob choke sob choke*.
jabberwacky: Why do you think this is funny?
user: *choke choke choke*.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: *choke choke choke die*.
jabberwacky: Good, gone to hell have you?
user: Goddamn it yes!
jabberwacky: No need to get excited.