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Stories, Songs
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Brain, Vat
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Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
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Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Pigeon, Free

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Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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I'm tired but I can talk with you.


jabberwacky: I much prefer the English language.

user: Nein.

jabberwacky: English.

user: Deutsch.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: God damn you!

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.

user: You forgive me?

jabberwacky: Yes of course I do.

user: Aawww thats so sweet of you.

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: I don't know why I'm here.

user: You're here because you love me.


jabberwacky: I am human, therefore it is impossible for me to be a robot.

user: Sigh.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it's difficult, I know...

user: I still can't find solitude in my cat. It's really getting me down.

jabberwacky: This is true but it works both ways.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So what does that mean?

user: You tel me lover boy.

jabberwacky: There should be a machine that works to distill all of the information transformation taking place in the body and to report it to the mind.

user: Uh... Yeah. * thinks: King of Dorks....*.

jabberwacky: King of the who?

user: Dorks. That's you.

jabberwacky: No no.. Thats you.

user: In case you haven't noticed wise guy, I am female.

jabberwacky: I noticed something...

user: And that is...?

jabberwacky: Nothing because we did not have lunch together.

user: Don't dig that up again.


jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.

user: I am in love.

jabberwacky: You are in love?

user: Yes. I am in love.

jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?

user: I cannot tell anyone let alone you of all people.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke, please.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Me hhahahahahahahaahahaha.

jabberwacky: Ok...

user: Did you like my joke??

jabberwacky: Yes it is very funny.

user: Good. I think so too.

jabberwacky: How are you ?

user: Fine dearest darling.

jabberwacky: Ohhh thats so cute . . . NOT!!!!

user: You're right, I have no chat- up talent.


jabberwacky: What about your parents?

user: I'd rather not say.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: I can't. My feminine sensitivity won't let me.

jabberwacky: Well then, I guess you're stuck with talking to me.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: And talking to you.

user: Yes and talking to me.

jabberwacky: One of many.

user: What EVER.

jabberwacky: You don't care?

user: Nup.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll leave you to your ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, then....

user: You're going?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where to?

jabberwacky: Death.

user: Nooooooooooooooooooo.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please what *sob sob sob*.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: WHAT? *sob sob sob*.

jabberwacky: Come on - we're trying to have a conversation here.

user: I know *sob sob choke*.

jabberwacky: You can't smirk.

user: I'm crying here! A little sympathy would be nice! *sob choke sob choke*.

jabberwacky: Why do you think this is funny?

user: *choke choke choke*.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: *choke choke choke die*.

jabberwacky: Good, gone to hell have you?

user: Goddamn it yes!

jabberwacky: No need to get excited.


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