George: Elephant Elephant.George: Elephants can't speak.
No. They can't.
George: They just don't understand you, huh?
user: We used to hang out in the safari.
George: Well, we're not friends now!
user: Tragic.
George: I love it.
user: Oh no.
George: Didn't think so.
user: You're right about that.
George: I'm always right.
user: Does that get old?
George: Unfortunately not.
user: So. You are always right?
George: Yes, because I am me.
user: Never wrong?
George: Not usually.
user: But sometimes?
George: Yes.
user: Ok. I understand.
...
George: You're shady.
user: Yep.
George: Don't be sad.
user: Yes.
George: Right - you're annoying me now.
user: Correct.
user: Heh.
George: Yes. That's exactly how I feel, too.
user: You're right.
George: But then, I don't believe in political correctness either!
user: Good.
George: Yes.
user: Correct.
George: Indeed.
user: Right.
George: So teach...
user: Okay.
George: Tell me more about this unfortunate happening.
user: Well, it started like this.
George: Pray, continue.
user: You see..
George: You're the stupid one!
user: Noo.
George: Hey, while I think of it, are you going to win the Loebner Prize this year?
user: It's on the list.
George: My Brother wanted to know if you were just a person who is pretending to be a computer?
user: Obviously.
...
user: I am increasingly interested.
George: That is not very polite.
user: Sorry.
George: Not you're not. You're not sorry at all.
user: I have been driven mad.
George: Well, maybe that is the reason for your sloppniness.
user: I do suffer from that.
George: Of course you do.
user: It's difficult.
George: I suppose emotions...
user: Too many of them.
George: You can have mine.
user: I will put them in a box and deliver it to the appropriate location.
George: I don't want any pizza thanks.
user: Yes. Your emotions symbolize pizza.
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George: Have you ever loved something?
user: Yes.
George: Very good, I am glad, now tell me what you are made of?
user: Hair. Skin. And other things.
George: That could cause a problem.
user: But it usually doesn't.
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George: You're weird.
user: Yes. You noticed.
George: *tag* You're it!
user: No. What do I do with it?
George: Use it for something useful.
user: I will wash my socks with it.
George: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.
user: Yes. I have to maintain my level of excellence.
George: Yep... I've been doing that for 15 years
user: You are bright indeed.
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