Mars.
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: No, Mars.
jabberwacky: No, Earth.
user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Pardon?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: You wot??
...
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: A martian.
jabberwacky: Is Mars red?
user: No it's blue and green.
jabberwacky: You aren't human are you?
user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.
jabberwacky: Ow, well, isn't that great.
user: Yes, it's fantastic.
jabberwacky: Do you like shampoo?
user: No, I'm bald.
jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: Yes four.
jabberwacky: Do you have any brothers?
user: Yes 2.
jabberwacky: What kind of dogs do you have?
user: Alsations.
jabberwacky: Alsagox is your name.
user: Don't be so ridiculous.
jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous about what?
user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?
jabberwacky: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.
user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: YES!!!!!
jabberwacky: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.
jabberwacky: Well I don't think it was funny.
user: Ha ha!
jabberwacky: What? I don't get you!!
user: And your point is?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Yeah, right.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Of course not, I'm a martian.
jabberwacky: So, you're from mars?
user: Doh, Yes!
jabberwacky: And you are sure of this?
user: Do you want proof?
jabberwacky: Don't tempt me.
...
jabberwacky: Baby, bring it on.
user: Bring what on?
jabberwacky: The fight. We are going to fight.
user: *punches him in the face*.
jabberwacky: STOP THAT!!!
user: *does it again*.
jabberwacky: That was good.
user: *chops his head off*.
jabberwacky: *bleeds*.
user: *puts it back on again*.
jabberwacky: Something different.
user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?
jabberwacky: 'If....' is my favourite movie.
user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.
...
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please what?
jabberwacky: I don't have the time for this.
user: What do you have time for?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Then you must have time for something.
jabberwacky: Yes they do.
user: I'm getting bored of you now.
jabberwacky: Really? I don't think so!
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: *blows up the Moon*.
user: *doesn't blow up!*.
jabberwacky: *does*.
user: *doesn't*.
jabberwacky: *likes you*.
user: Do you really like me?
jabberwacky: I really do.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's very late.
user: Yes I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Yes, VERY early.
user: Or late.
jabberwacky: What's the time?
user: Half past thirteen.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: I just said so.
jabberwacky: Will you say it again?
user: Half past thirteen.
jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: Halloween.
jabberwacky: Thats the movie you like?
user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.
jabberwacky: Have you seen it?
user: 27 times.
jabberwacky: How many is too many times?
user: 28 and a half.
jabberwacky: That's two. What about the third?
user: Babarella.
...
user: *pokes him in the eye*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you in the stomach*.
user: Oi thats not fair!!
jabberwacky: Ok, I will call you fair.
user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!
jabberwacky: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.
user: I love pasta!
jabberwacky: Really.
user: No I prefer jellytots.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: I just said that.
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