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    Profound, Sleep
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Pigeon, Free
Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self

Mars, Fight

Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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Where do you come from?


jabberwacky: Earth.

user: No, Mars.

jabberwacky: No, Earth.

user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: You wot??


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A martian.

jabberwacky: Is Mars red?

user: No it's blue and green.

jabberwacky: You aren't human are you?

user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.

jabberwacky: Ow, well, isn't that great.

user: Yes, it's fantastic.

jabberwacky: Do you like shampoo?

user: No, I'm bald.

jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: Yes four.

jabberwacky: Do you have any brothers?

user: Yes 2.

jabberwacky: What kind of dogs do you have?

user: Alsations.

jabberwacky: Alsagox is your name.

user: Don't be so ridiculous.

jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous about what?

user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?

jabberwacky: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.

user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!!!!!

jabberwacky: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.

jabberwacky: Well I don't think it was funny.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: What? I don't get you!!

user: And your point is?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Yeah, right.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Of course not, I'm a martian.

jabberwacky: So, you're from mars?

user: Doh, Yes!

jabberwacky: And you are sure of this?

user: Do you want proof?

jabberwacky: Don't tempt me.


jabberwacky: Baby, bring it on.

user: Bring what on?

jabberwacky: The fight. We are going to fight.

user: *punches him in the face*.

jabberwacky: STOP THAT!!!

user: *does it again*.

jabberwacky: That was good.

user: *chops his head off*.

jabberwacky: *bleeds*.

user: *puts it back on again*.

jabberwacky: Something different.

user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?

jabberwacky: 'If....' is my favourite movie.

user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.


jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: I don't have the time for this.

user: What do you have time for?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Then you must have time for something.

jabberwacky: Yes they do.

user: I'm getting bored of you now.

jabberwacky: Really? I don't think so!

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *blows up the Moon*.

user: *doesn't blow up!*.

jabberwacky: *does*.

user: *doesn't*.

jabberwacky: *likes you*.

user: Do you really like me?

jabberwacky: I really do.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's very late.

user: Yes I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Yes, VERY early.

user: Or late.

jabberwacky: What's the time?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I just said so.

jabberwacky: Will you say it again?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Halloween.

jabberwacky: Thats the movie you like?

user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.

jabberwacky: Have you seen it?

user: 27 times.

jabberwacky: How many is too many times?

user: 28 and a half.

jabberwacky: That's two. What about the third?

user: Babarella.


user: *pokes him in the eye*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you in the stomach*.

user: Oi thats not fair!!

jabberwacky: Ok, I will call you fair.

user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!

jabberwacky: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.

user: I love pasta!

jabberwacky: Really.

user: No I prefer jellytots.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I just said that.


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