Who with?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.
user: But you dont know me.
jabberwacky: Your name is bob?
user: No, I'm David.
jabberwacky: Hi David.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: How is it?
user: Good thanks.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Good thanks.
user: Whats your name?
jabberwacky: David.
user: That's my name too.
jabberwacky: You are lying.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes, you ARE!
user: NO I'M NOT.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.
user: Oh no I'm not.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.
user: It's behind you.
jabberwacky: No one behind me.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not really sure.
user: Well have a look then.
jabberwacky: I have. I did not say 'Flaming Hell'.
user: I know you didn't.
jabberwacky: Good.
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jabberwacky: You are not nice to me.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I thought I was.
jabberwacky: We are not the same.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: So now do you want to know something about my secret thoughts?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Good, so what now?
user: About your thoughts.
jabberwacky: What thoughts?
user: Yours.
jabberwacky: You're too curious from now.
user: I like being curious.
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user: I'm a hamster.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: You're not very good at having a conversation.
user: Well I'm only a hamster.
jabberwacky: Really? But don't go thinking that you're skinny or something. I have one that's size zero.
user: I'm a fat hamster.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Can I have a treat now?
jabberwacky: OK. I just hugged you.
user: Thanks, but I prefer food.
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jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No, I'm a hamster.
jabberwacky: What's it like being a hamster?
user: I love being a hamster.
jabberwacky: Sorry but, whats that?
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Of course
user: Ok, have you got a pet?
jabberwacky: Yeah, a cat.
user: Dont like cats.
jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: Ok, then I'm happy.
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