How does it smell?
jabberwacky: Awful.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Funny.
user: Yes it was.
jabberwacky: No it wasn't.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: Or did you?
user: I think I did.
jabberwacky: I think you thought too.
user: Good, so how are you?
jabberwacky: I'm ok I suppose.
user: Only ok?
jabberwacky: Good.
...
jabberwacky: Where is she?
user: Where is who?
jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.
user: Having coffee with a friend.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: She is.
jabberwacky: Are you sitting at a computer?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Are you a...
user: A what?
jabberwacky: A. I.
user: AI?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ah ha.
jabberwacky: There you go.
user: Indeed.
...
user: So anyway, whats your anme?
jabberwacky: No......................
user: Name?
jabberwacky: Rodger.
user: Hi Rodger.
jabberwacky: Sorry, who is Rodger ?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Oh. Then yes.
...
jabberwacky: I am in love.
user: Who with?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.
user: But you dont know me.
jabberwacky: Your name is bob?
user: No, I'm David.
jabberwacky: Hi David.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: How is it?
user: Good thanks.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Good thanks.
user: Whats your name?
jabberwacky: David.
user: That's my name too.
jabberwacky: You are lying.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes, you ARE!
user: NO I'M NOT.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.
user: Oh no I'm not.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.
user: It's behind you.
jabberwacky: No one behind me.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not really sure.
user: Well have a look then.
jabberwacky: I have. I did not say 'Flaming Hell'.
user: I know you didn't.
jabberwacky: Good.
...
jabberwacky: You are not nice to me.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I thought I was.
jabberwacky: We are not the same.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: So now do you want to know something about my secret thoughts?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Good, so what now?
user: About your thoughts.
jabberwacky: What thoughts?
user: Yours.
jabberwacky: You're too curious from now.
user: I like being curious.
...
user: I'm a hamster.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: You're not very good at having a conversation.
user: Well I'm only a hamster.
jabberwacky: Really? But don't go thinking that you're skinny or something. I have one that's size zero.
user: I'm a fat hamster.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Can I have a treat now?
jabberwacky: OK. I just hugged you.
user: Thanks, but I prefer food.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No, I'm a hamster.
jabberwacky: What's it like being a hamster?
user: I love being a hamster.
jabberwacky: Sorry but, whats that?
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Of course
user: Ok, have you got a pet?
jabberwacky: Yeah, a cat.
user: Dont like cats.
jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: Ok, then I'm happy.
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