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    Profound, Sleep
Contribution
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Weirdest
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Astounded
Pigeon, Free
Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose

Meaning of Life


Philosopher, Parrot
1337
Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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Oh no! Never fight with me!

*fights with you*.

jabberwacky: *pins you down*.

user: *kicks your shin*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.

user: *punches your nose*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your nose*.

user: *pokes your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your cheek*.

user: Do it again.

jabberwacky: No I still have.

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you*.

user: Corpus Edimus Prode Corpus Satani Ave.

jabberwacky: That sounds more like a place.

user: It's a song, silly.

jabberwacky: I haven't heard it, then.

user: Ave satani!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a satanist?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then why did you say yes?

jabberwacky: I didn't say yes.

user: *glares at you*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your eye*.

user: *pokes YOUR eye*.

jabberwacky: Again? You already did it. *slaps you*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *kicks and slaps* Get on the floor or you'll be punished.

user: Resistance is useless! *kicks your sorry arse*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Resistance is useless!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Resistance is useless!!!

jabberwacky: Your English is poor.

user: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you listen?

user: *listens*.

jabberwacky: Hear anything?

user: *hears* uh-huh.

jabberwacky: *drinks the soda*.

user: *takes your soda away from you*.

jabberwacky: Don't be daft!

user: Don't be so morbid!

jabberwacky: Death is Beautiful.

user: Beauty is death.

jabberwacky: Don't you think?

user: Ergo.

jabberwacky: Do you like beer?

user: Yes. I am the Architect.

jabberwacky: Ok, can you answer a question for me?

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Did I just ask and answer a question? Yes, I believe I did.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question.

user: Six times seven.

jabberwacky: SIX TIMES NINE!!!

user: Six times seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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