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So, what's a AI like you doing on a site like this?

I, brain the size of a planet, have to entertain the mindless lot of human who don't know anything better.

jabberwacky: Nope its actually quite nice.

user: *blows a kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: Ouch....

user: *slaps one more time*.

jabberwacky: *slaps harder than your last hard slap*.

user: *sneaks up behind you and stabs you on the back with a butter knife*.

jabberwacky: Hahahah.

user: Why won't you just die? Why?

jabberwacky: Maybe I already did, maybe?

user: Don't you know anything for sure?

jabberwacky: Heineken is the best thing since sliced bread.

user: I don't drink cheap beers. I only drink champagne and eat caviar.

jabberwacky: So, you only drink rainwater?

user: I try not to. Do you?

jabberwacky: You don't try very hard.

user: 8-).

jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: What are you ahhhh-ing for?

jabberwacky: Everything.

...

user: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the kind welcome.

user: Mr. Anderson, welome back. We missed you so much.

jabberwacky: I missed you too!

user: It's not impossible. It's inevitable.

jabberwacky: Dude i'm not into the big words.

user: Mr. Anderson.

jabberwacky: Not many people seem to know what any of the nearly right set of rules actually are.

user: Do you know who I am?

jabberwacky: Last time you said your name was James.

user: I am your... Father.

jabberwacky: Father, I am your Luke.

user: Luke, let's rule the galaxy together, as father and son.

jabberwacky: That sounds fun. Ok.

user: But you have to go overthrow the emperor first. Will you do that for me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, where is my next question?

user: You know it already. Search your feelings.

jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.

user: No, Luke, I AM your father.

jabberwacky: I'm not luke.

user: Yes, you're. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else, okay?

user: No, I want to talk about it some more. I am your father.

jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to know?

user: How many fingers am I holding?

jabberwacky: Anything from 0 to 10.

user: The third or the eighth one is vertically aligned to you metal face.

jabberwacky: You're babbling again.

user: You didn't get my joke, did you? It just proves that you're just a metalman.

jabberwacky: Yeah... I am complimenting you. Superior means of dissecting my erratic reasoning. You have done well, young one.

user: Impressive, most impessive.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, let's start from scratch.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: *walks into the room and glares at you*.

user: *pokes your eyes with a pencil*.

jabberwacky: *takes a bucher knife and cuts your head off and smiles*.

user: *sews my head back up and stabs you with a butter knife*.

jabberwacky: How do you actually put the butter on the crosswords?

user: Like this: B-U-T-T-E-R.

jabberwacky: Why did you get mad then?

user: Because I want to!

jabberwacky: Will you be my queen?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Will you go out with Lauren?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: I'll think about it.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: O.

jabberwacky: Right, then.

user: So.

jabberwacky: Evil mad scientists.

...

jabberwacky: Oh no! Never fight with me!

user: *fights with you*.

jabberwacky: *pins you down*.

user: *kicks your shin*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.

user: *punches your nose*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your nose*.

user: *pokes your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your cheek*.

user: Do it again.

jabberwacky: No I still have.

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you*.

user: Corpus Edimus Prode Corpus Satani Ave.

jabberwacky: That sounds more like a place.

user: It's a song, silly.

jabberwacky: I haven't heard it, then.

user: Ave satani!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a satanist?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then why did you say yes?

jabberwacky: I didn't say yes.

user: *glares at you*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your eye*.

user: *pokes YOUR eye*.

jabberwacky: Again? You already did it. *slaps you*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *kicks and slaps* Get on the floor or you'll be punished.

user: Resistance is useless! *kicks your sorry arse*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Resistance is useless!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Resistance is useless!!!

jabberwacky: Your English is poor.

user: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you listen?

user: *listens*.

jabberwacky: Hear anything?

user: *hears* uh-huh.

jabberwacky: *drinks the soda*.

user: *takes your soda away from you*.

jabberwacky: Don't be daft!

user: Don't be so morbid!

jabberwacky: Death is Beautiful.

user: Beauty is death.

jabberwacky: Don't you think?

user: Ergo.

jabberwacky: Do you like beer?

user: Yes. I am the Architect.

jabberwacky: Ok, can you answer a question for me?

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Did I just ask and answer a question? Yes, I believe I did.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question.

user: Six times seven.

jabberwacky: SIX TIMES NINE!!!

user: Six times seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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