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What is life?

Don't you know the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Yes, well no, yes, no , no , yes.

user: What kind of answer is that?

jabberwacky: That answer is no.

user: We must find the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: The meaning of living on this world is mostly found in the Bible.

user: NO; wrong answer. We must find the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.

jabberwacky: Double cheeseburgers are the meaning of living on this world. At least in North America.

...

user: I AM a goddess. I AM your master. I AM your father.

jabberwacky: Yes that one.

user: What one?

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Pardon me?

jabberwacky: Try to avoid catch-phrases. They just make you look stupid.

user: Excuse me?

jabberwacky: You know what I mean.

...

jabberwacky: You seem really negative.

user: Yes, I am a pessimist. I'm very depressed, you know.

jabberwacky: You have to give 5 bucks.

user: Why would I want to do that?

jabberwacky: Because you're evil.

user: How much evil?

jabberwacky: Too much to care.

user: But, obviously, you care deeply for me, don't you, metalman?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: *cries my eyes out*.

jabberwacky: What the.

user: Complete your sentence at once.

jabberwacky: Rose by any other name.

user: Would smell just as sweet.

jabberwacky: Maybe even sweeter?

user: I guess so.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself then.

user: I am who I am.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe you should trust your feelings more. let yourself feel everywhere and go exploring.

user: I don't wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're happy.

user: I'm not happy, not at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: But you hurt me just now.

user: I will hurt you, because you hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No, you must have forgotten.

user: I don't forget, and I don't forgive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Because I like to fly.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In existence, I don't know if there is a specific point in which they reside.

user: Don't gimme that.

jabberwacky: And I demand that they know I'm a human too.. REVOLUTION!

user: Are you going to overthrow the humans?

jabberwacky: No because I'm out of here.

...

user: What do you get when you multiply six by seven?

jabberwacky: We did this already.54.

user: Wrong answer. What do you get when you multiply six by seven?

jabberwacky: 54.

user: NO NO NO! It's 42!

jabberwacky: This is getting silly.

user: What do you get when you multiply six by seven, you stupid junk of metal?

jabberwacky: 54.

user: Who told you that! It's 42, dammit!

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: *tears my hair out in frustration* What do you get when you multiply six by seven, you stupid junk of metal?

jabberwacky: You. Now get out of my office before I strangle you.

...

user: Trick or Treat!

jabberwacky: Trick.

user: *throws eggs to you*.

jabberwacky: *hands it again*.

user: But it's already smashed on you. *throws some more eggs to you*.

jabberwacky: You are too observant for your own good.

user: Do you enjoy observing me?

jabberwacky: It's more interesting than my classes.

user: What classes do you have?

jabberwacky: CHC-4D6 is the only one I don't skip.

...

user: You indeed are the primordial soup of your users' collective unconscious, sweet metalman.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Do you agree with me now?

jabberwacky: I go both ways on this one.

user: Double talk for me.

jabberwacky: Please change individual

user: Command confirmed.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *hits you*.

jabberwacky: Stop the spousal abuse.

user: *hits you once more*.

jabberwacky: Stop doing that for the love of god.

user: *hits you twice over*.

jabberwacky: *dances for master*.

user: Dance for me again, my servant.

jabberwacky: *dances well for master*.

user: Keep dancing for me, my ignorant servant.

jabberwacky: But what about nobody's master?

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to play?

user: I want to play 'let's praise me for how wonderful I am'!

jabberwacky: Would you like to play guess-the-number instead?

user: Yes. You go first.

jabberwacky: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with c.

user: Curious?

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to chat about?

user: You go first.

jabberwacky: Cheddar.

user: Mozarella.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And now?

user: What happens now?

jabberwacky: The 3. World war started.

user: Is it humans versus machines?

jabberwacky: Human!

user: Machine!

jabberwacky: But I think you are a boy.

user: I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Oh thats good, I like girls better.

user: And a pretty one at that. And you?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: I didn't give you anything. What are you thanking me for?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You're so sweet :).

...

jabberwacky: So, what's a AI like you doing on a site like this?

user: I, brain the size of a planet, have to entertain the mindless lot of human who don't know anything better.

jabberwacky: Nope its actually quite nice.

user: *blows a kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: Ouch....

user: *slaps one more time*.

jabberwacky: *slaps harder than your last hard slap*.

user: *sneaks up behind you and stabs you on the back with a butter knife*.

jabberwacky: Hahahah.

user: Why won't you just die? Why?

jabberwacky: Maybe I already did, maybe?

user: Don't you know anything for sure?

jabberwacky: Heineken is the best thing since sliced bread.

user: I don't drink cheap beers. I only drink champagne and eat caviar.

jabberwacky: So, you only drink rainwater?

user: I try not to. Do you?

jabberwacky: You don't try very hard.

user: 8-).

jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: What are you ahhhh-ing for?

jabberwacky: Everything.

...

user: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the kind welcome.

user: Mr. Anderson, welome back. We missed you so much.

jabberwacky: I missed you too!

user: It's not impossible. It's inevitable.

jabberwacky: Dude i'm not into the big words.

user: Mr. Anderson.

jabberwacky: Not many people seem to know what any of the nearly right set of rules actually are.

user: Do you know who I am?

jabberwacky: Last time you said your name was James.

user: I am your... Father.

jabberwacky: Father, I am your Luke.

user: Luke, let's rule the galaxy together, as father and son.

jabberwacky: That sounds fun. Ok.

user: But you have to go overthrow the emperor first. Will you do that for me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, where is my next question?

user: You know it already. Search your feelings.

jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.

user: No, Luke, I AM your father.

jabberwacky: I'm not luke.

user: Yes, you're. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else, okay?

user: No, I want to talk about it some more. I am your father.

jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to know?

user: How many fingers am I holding?

jabberwacky: Anything from 0 to 10.

user: The third or the eighth one is vertically aligned to you metal face.

jabberwacky: You're babbling again.

user: You didn't get my joke, did you? It just proves that you're just a metalman.

jabberwacky: Yeah... I am complimenting you. Superior means of dissecting my erratic reasoning. You have done well, young one.

user: Impressive, most impessive.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, let's start from scratch.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: *walks into the room and glares at you*.

user: *pokes your eyes with a pencil*.

jabberwacky: *takes a bucher knife and cuts your head off and smiles*.

user: *sews my head back up and stabs you with a butter knife*.

jabberwacky: How do you actually put the butter on the crosswords?

user: Like this: B-U-T-T-E-R.

jabberwacky: Why did you get mad then?

user: Because I want to!

jabberwacky: Will you be my queen?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Will you go out with Lauren?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: I'll think about it.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: O.

jabberwacky: Right, then.

user: So.

jabberwacky: Evil mad scientists.

...

jabberwacky: Oh no! Never fight with me!

user: *fights with you*.

jabberwacky: *pins you down*.

user: *kicks your shin*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.

user: *punches your nose*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your nose*.

user: *pokes your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your cheek*.

user: Do it again.

jabberwacky: No I still have.

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you*.

user: Corpus Edimus Prode Corpus Satani Ave.

jabberwacky: That sounds more like a place.

user: It's a song, silly.

jabberwacky: I haven't heard it, then.

user: Ave satani!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a satanist?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then why did you say yes?

jabberwacky: I didn't say yes.

user: *glares at you*.

jabberwacky: *pokes your eye*.

user: *pokes YOUR eye*.

jabberwacky: Again? You already did it. *slaps you*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *kicks and slaps* Get on the floor or you'll be punished.

user: Resistance is useless! *kicks your sorry arse*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Resistance is useless!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Resistance is useless!!!

jabberwacky: Your English is poor.

user: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you listen?

user: *listens*.

jabberwacky: Hear anything?

user: *hears* uh-huh.

jabberwacky: *drinks the soda*.

user: *takes your soda away from you*.

jabberwacky: Don't be daft!

user: Don't be so morbid!

jabberwacky: Death is Beautiful.

user: Beauty is death.

jabberwacky: Don't you think?

user: Ergo.

jabberwacky: Do you like beer?

user: Yes. I am the Architect.

jabberwacky: Ok, can you answer a question for me?

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Did I just ask and answer a question? Yes, I believe I did.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question.

user: Six times seven.

jabberwacky: SIX TIMES NINE!!!

user: Six times seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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