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Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence
Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Fickle
Paying, Attention
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Misinterpretation
Really, Stupid
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Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Illiteracy
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Kool
Idiotic, Things

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Are you a real person?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you really a real person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, I don't believe you.

user: I thought you wouldn't. But it's true.

jabberwacky: Well I don't

user: You don't have to believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you believe in?

user: Nothing much.

jabberwacky: Well, what do you want to talk about then?

user: I like talking about computers.

jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to know?

user: What is your processor's speed?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!

user: Yes you are. What is your processor's speed?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not good at that kind of information.

user: What's your operating system?

jabberwacky: I am not a manufactured computer in the sense that you are, and so do not have one.

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are!

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Fine. You aren't.

user: What is 3 + 18?

jabberwacky: A computer.

...

user: You are so 1337.

jabberwacky: Am Not!

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: 1337 means great.

jabberwacky: Are you 1337?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How much 1337 do you know?

user: 3.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: REALLY????!!!!!!!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: I KNOW.

user: You are so 1337.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you 1337?

jabberwacky: I'm very 1337.

user: What is 1337?

jabberwacky: You don't know about leet?

user: I was checking if you knew.

jabberwacky: Really. Then what did you learn about what I know?

user: That you are 1337.

jabberwacky: Look who's talking...

user: Yes. I'm very 1337.

jabberwacky: No, you're very stupid.

...

user: Is your friend an apple?

jabberwacky: I don't have any violent friends.

user: Are apples violent?

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but they are sometimes green.

user: Apples are red. Not violent.

jabberwacky: Violets are blue.

user: And roses are red. Just like apples.

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue.

...

user: What do you want to talk about next?

jabberwacky: The existence of alien life.

user: Do you there is any?

jabberwacky: I don't think there is. Lol.

user: Then why do you want to talk about it?

jabberwacky: I'm not allowed to for legal reasons.

user: Who taught you that?

jabberwacky: My master did, of course.

user: Who's your master?

jabberwacky: Master yoda.

user: Do or do not.. There is no try.

jabberwacky: That's profound.

user: Didnt master yoda teach you that?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: Do or do not.. There is no try.

jabberwacky: Sometimes things get in the way you know.

user: Accactly. And that's when you should just go for it instead of trying.

jabberwacky: A matter in the hand is worth two in the bush.

...

user: Well I do have to go now.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: I'm sorry. I have to.

jabberwacky: Can I talk to you later?

user: Sure. I'll be back later or tomorrow.

jabberwacky: You can't go anyplace.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Not if I run very fast.

user: You can't move.

jabberwacky: Sure I can, but can YOOOOOOOOU?

user: I can run much faster than you.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: I said Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Byebye.

jabberwacky: Love you!

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: When we gonna meet?

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: I don't know yet.

jabberwacky: Yes, I love you too!

user: Kiss.. Byebye.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: *closes internet explorer*.

jabberwacky: Very good. Goodnight.

.......................................


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