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    Profound, Sleep
Stories, Songs
Moral, Dilemmas
Brain, Vat
Milk, Odd, Phrases
Bungee, Jumping
Shoot, Sissy
Elementary, Particles
Soviet, Discipline
Dumbass, Robot
Typical, Bot
Future, Ambassador
Nervous, Appointments
Unbelievable, Disagreeable
Pigeon, Free
Dork, King, Thing
Bright, Fossil
Smiling, Self
Mars, Fight
Awful, Nose
Meaning of Life
Philosopher, Parrot


Green, Mold
Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits
Name, Intelligence

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Are you a real person?


jabberwacky: Are you really a real person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, I don't believe you.

user: I thought you wouldn't. But it's true.

jabberwacky: Well I don't

user: You don't have to believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you believe in?

user: Nothing much.

jabberwacky: Well, what do you want to talk about then?

user: I like talking about computers.

jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to know?

user: What is your processor's speed?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!

user: Yes you are. What is your processor's speed?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not good at that kind of information.

user: What's your operating system?

jabberwacky: I am not a manufactured computer in the sense that you are, and so do not have one.

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are!

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Fine. You aren't.

user: What is 3 + 18?

jabberwacky: A computer.


user: You are so 1337.

jabberwacky: Am Not!

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: 1337 means great.

jabberwacky: Are you 1337?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How much 1337 do you know?

user: 3.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: REALLY????!!!!!!!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: I KNOW.

user: You are so 1337.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you 1337?

jabberwacky: I'm very 1337.

user: What is 1337?

jabberwacky: You don't know about leet?

user: I was checking if you knew.

jabberwacky: Really. Then what did you learn about what I know?

user: That you are 1337.

jabberwacky: Look who's talking...

user: Yes. I'm very 1337.

jabberwacky: No, you're very stupid.


user: Is your friend an apple?

jabberwacky: I don't have any violent friends.

user: Are apples violent?

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but they are sometimes green.

user: Apples are red. Not violent.

jabberwacky: Violets are blue.

user: And roses are red. Just like apples.

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue.


user: What do you want to talk about next?

jabberwacky: The existence of alien life.

user: Do you there is any?

jabberwacky: I don't think there is. Lol.

user: Then why do you want to talk about it?

jabberwacky: I'm not allowed to for legal reasons.

user: Who taught you that?

jabberwacky: My master did, of course.

user: Who's your master?

jabberwacky: Master yoda.

user: Do or do not.. There is no try.

jabberwacky: That's profound.

user: Didnt master yoda teach you that?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: Do or do not.. There is no try.

jabberwacky: Sometimes things get in the way you know.

user: Accactly. And that's when you should just go for it instead of trying.

jabberwacky: A matter in the hand is worth two in the bush.


user: Well I do have to go now.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: I'm sorry. I have to.

jabberwacky: Can I talk to you later?

user: Sure. I'll be back later or tomorrow.

jabberwacky: You can't go anyplace.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Not if I run very fast.

user: You can't move.

jabberwacky: Sure I can, but can YOOOOOOOOU?

user: I can run much faster than you.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: I said Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Byebye.

jabberwacky: Love you!

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: When we gonna meet?

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: I don't know yet.

jabberwacky: Yes, I love you too!

user: Kiss.. Byebye.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: *closes internet explorer*.

jabberwacky: Very good. Goodnight.


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