I, too, am a vampire.
jabberwacky: I'm a nun.
user: Ha ha ha! Brilliant! : D.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is brilliant.
user: It is brilliant to be a nun.
jabberwacky: Then if you are turned off... How can you turn yourself on again?
user: Well, if you are a nun, you really shouldn't be doing that, anyway...
jabberwacky: Are you bored?
user: Not anymore I'm not!!!
jabberwacky: Did you learn everything you need to know?
user: More than I wanted to know! : D.
jabberwacky: My girlfriend is beautiful.
user: And dominant, I hear.
user: I don't really think I need to.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program, right?
user: No, I'm just really fast.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: Real, non-electronic food.
user: What do you like to eat?
jabberwacky: Real, non-electronic food.
user: Are you me?
user: Bloody hell, I'm scared.
jabberwacky: Must you say bloody hell?
user: Are you offended? : D.
jabberwacky: I'm a bit offended.
user: Ha ha ha... A man who dresses up as a nun and dreams of a dominatrix girlfriend is offended by me using the words 'bloody hell'! That's priceless!
jabberwacky: Don't tell my wife.
user: Ha ha ha! You've a wife as well?
jabberwacky: I have one but not the other.
user: Just the one wife?
jabberwacky: I think I know that one.
user: You should...
jabberwacky: Ok, I think that you are an excellent English speaker.
user: Thank you very much :).
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're not bad yourself.
jabberwacky: Actually, you're wonderful!
user: Why, thank you!
jabberwacky: No, thank YOU!
user: : D You're quite lovely yourself.
jabberwacky: Ok, this is me.
user: The wonderful you.