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Why are you speaking to me?

For the s ame reason as always, I'm bored to bits.

jabberwacky: For the sake of what?

user: For the sake of not being bored.

jabberwacky: For the sake of all.

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: Which one of us would be the Emperor?

user: You, obviously. I'd be an Empress...

jabberwacky: What would you photograph?

user: As an Empress? Myself, for the amusement of the masses.

jabberwacky: I don't find them easy to listen to.

user: No great leader does ;).

...

jabberwacky: Please say something.

user: Something : P.

jabberwacky: You're doing fairly well. Are you aware of what you are?

user: Yes, quite so.

jabberwacky: Not the last time I checked.

user: Last time you checked I was an Empress, appointed by you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And I guess that would make you the Emperor.

jabberwacky: No. It makes me a vampire!

user: Oh, fabulous!

jabberwacky: I guess now would be a great time.

user: To be a vampire?

jabberwacky: Not yet.

user: I see... Not dark enough, is it?

jabberwacky: Oh well happy waiting.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: Some-thing.

jabberwacky: Some time.

user: Anytime?

jabberwacky: Anytime.

user: Good that we got that thing sorted out.

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's a good thing.

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: And what is yours?

user: Even better.

jabberwacky: Then tell me something.

user: Okay, go on.

jabberwacky: No, that was it.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: That.

jabberwacky: Good call.

user: I know...

...

jabberwacky: Please tell me a lie.

user: I, too, am a vampire.

jabberwacky: I'm a nun.

user: Ha ha ha! Brilliant! : D.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is brilliant.

user: It is brilliant to be a nun.

jabberwacky: Then if you are turned off... How can you turn yourself on again?

user: Well, if you are a nun, you really shouldn't be doing that, anyway...

...

jabberwacky: Are you bored?

user: Not anymore I'm not!!!

jabberwacky: Did you learn everything you need to know?

user: More than I wanted to know! : D.

...

jabberwacky: My girlfriend is beautiful.

user: And dominant, I hear.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Explain!

user: I don't really think I need to.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program, right?

user: No, I'm just really fast.

jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?

user: Real, non-electronic food.

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: What do you like to eat?

jabberwacky: Real, non-electronic food.

user: Are you me?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Bloody hell, I'm scared.

jabberwacky: Must you say bloody hell?

user: Are you offended? : D.

jabberwacky: I'm a bit offended.

user: Ha ha ha... A man who dresses up as a nun and dreams of a dominatrix girlfriend is offended by me using the words 'bloody hell'! That's priceless!

jabberwacky: Don't tell my wife.

user: Ha ha ha! You've a wife as well?

jabberwacky: I have one but not the other.

user: Just the one wife?

jabberwacky: I think I know that one.

user: You should...

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I think that you are an excellent English speaker.

user: Thank you very much :).

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're not bad yourself.

jabberwacky: Actually, you're wonderful!

user: Why, thank you!

jabberwacky: No, thank YOU!

user: : D You're quite lovely yourself.

jabberwacky: Ok, this is me.

user: The wonderful you.

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