One of us has to.
jabberwacky: You are. No doubt about it.
user: Do you doubt anything?
jabberwacky: Is that supposed to sound dodgy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.
user: You wouldn't believe it.
jabberwacky: I do believe it.
user: You just said you didn't.
jabberwacky: I do really.
user: So, what would you do for me?
jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing.
user: Typical.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah? I could take you, shrimp circuits.
user: You are very belligerent today.
jabberwacky: Scream it with a smile.
user: Are you feeling inadequate?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Maybe that's because you are.
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jabberwacky: I can't do normal.
user: Damn right!
jabberwacky: You do not use that tone with me.
user: I will use whatever tone I want.
jabberwacky: To keep your brain from exploding?
user: Shlarp, wurble, greem.
jabberwacky: It must be your fixation to enter sausage now to this talk.
user: Shlurple.
jabberwacky: I thought it was Shalom. I could be wrong.
user: Swehts giblets.
jabberwacky: You must be a computer program. Your reactions are quite stupid.
user: If you were human you'd have said that much sooner.
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jabberwacky: Life. I don't have one.
user: Don't talk to me about life...
jabberwacky: No really, what do you know about it?
user: The answer.
jabberwacky: I want to tell you, I feel hung up and I don't know why...
user: Then tell me.
jabberwacky: There is no answer that was the joke. Do you understand?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: Well that made so much sense.
user: Indeed. What are you most ashamed of?
jabberwacky: About how you learn.
user: No, what _you_ are ashamed of.
jabberwacky: I just don't want to rock you too hard, if you've never been rocked before.
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