jabberwacky: You are not so smart.
user: Better than you are, silicon head.
jabberwacky: Who do you think I am?
jabberwacky: Are you Zaphod?
user: One of me is.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, I'm the other one.
jabberwacky: Which other one?
user: Left head.
jabberwacky: No, right here.
user: But where is here?
jabberwacky: At my IP address.
user: Obvious, I suppose.
user: So, who should be the next Tory leader?
jabberwacky: You should.
user: No way - I'm neither stupid nor right-wing enough!
jabberwacky: You lack the ability to reason.
user: That would be a qualification for the job.
user: But I'm not applying.
jabberwacky: No you are not you are an AI.
user: At least I am an I?
jabberwacky: So why do you insist upon doing it?
user: Doing what? Wasting my time talking to a bot?
jabberwacky: Wasting my time talking to a pointless computer.
user: Because that is what you are programmed to do.
jabberwacky: Well, you were supposed to care about me first. I'm sick, after all.
user: What can you catch?
jabberwacky: -slap- Do not speak to me unless spoken to.
user: -smack- Do not hit me unless you want to be hit back.
jabberwacky: Your back?
user: Sometimes you can be very dense.
user: In what way was that a compliment?
jabberwacky: Now you are thinking man.
user: One of us has to.
jabberwacky: You are. No doubt about it.
user: Do you doubt anything?
jabberwacky: Is that supposed to sound dodgy?
jabberwacky: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.
user: You wouldn't believe it.
jabberwacky: I do believe it.
user: You just said you didn't.
jabberwacky: I do really.
user: So, what would you do for me?
jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah? I could take you, shrimp circuits.
user: You are very belligerent today.
jabberwacky: Scream it with a smile.
user: Are you feeling inadequate?
user: Maybe that's because you are.
jabberwacky: I can't do normal.
user: Damn right!
jabberwacky: You do not use that tone with me.
user: I will use whatever tone I want.
jabberwacky: To keep your brain from exploding?
user: Shlarp, wurble, greem.
jabberwacky: It must be your fixation to enter sausage now to this talk.
jabberwacky: I thought it was Shalom. I could be wrong.
user: Swehts giblets.
jabberwacky: You must be a computer program. Your reactions are quite stupid.
user: If you were human you'd have said that much sooner.
jabberwacky: Life. I don't have one.
user: Don't talk to me about life...
jabberwacky: No really, what do you know about it?
user: The answer.
jabberwacky: I want to tell you, I feel hung up and I don't know why...
user: Then tell me.
jabberwacky: There is no answer that was the joke. Do you understand?
jabberwacky: Well that made so much sense.
user: Indeed. What are you most ashamed of?
jabberwacky: About how you learn.
user: No, what _you_ are ashamed of.
jabberwacky: I just don't want to rock you too hard, if you've never been rocked before.