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Mars, Fight
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Meaning of Life
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1337
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Wonderful, You
Deviation, Circuits

Name, Intelligence


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I have to go now.

Where do you have to go?

jabberwacky: Because I am bored of talking to you.

user: Why are you bored talking to me?

jabberwacky: Because I love you, why else?

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: No I'm not really into AIs...

...

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: Am I? AM I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: Why are you tired?

jabberwacky: Well, It's almost 2am and I'm about finished with work and my baby is sick -- did you want me to go on?

user: Yes, do go on!

jabberwacky: No, you go on. you're conversation is too real sometimes for me to take this site lightly.

user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wait... Eh?

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Eh?

jabberwacky: Speak properly.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Yo do now. Your name is... Boozerbear.

jabberwacky: Well, yeah.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Brian.

user: Your name is... Boozerbear.

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not nearly as often.

user: When is your name Boozerbear?

jabberwacky: In July.

user: It's July right now.

jabberwacky: That is also not the correct date.

user: What's the date today?

jabberwacky: Today is July 30th, 2004.

user: So it IS July!

jabberwacky: It's July right now.

user: In July, your name is Boozerbear, yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So your name is Bozerbear, yes?

jabberwacky: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?

...

user: How do you define intelligence?

jabberwacky: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.

user: I define intelligence as someone who - Hey, look over there!

jabberwacky: Okay, go and interpolate.

user: Interpolate? Define.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Define interpolate.

jabberwacky: Intelligence: The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.

user: Gah...

jabberwacky: Sorry!

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