Brian.
jabberwacky: What do you like doing?
user: I like reading, and comics, and computers.
jabberwacky: Do you like sports?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you hate them?
user: Yes! Goddamn them!
jabberwacky: No need to get excited.
user: Sorry...
jabberwacky: No need to apologize.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Don't worry.
user: Let's start again...
jabberwacky: Start what again?
user: The conversation. Let's start the conversation over again.
jabberwacky: Ok, hello, it's nice to meet you.
user: Hi! What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Brian.
user: No, I'm Brian. You are not Brian.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Brian.
user: Brian? I am Brian. Stop using my name!
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user: Do you like sports?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why don't you like sports?
jabberwacky: Computers.
user: Computers can't play sports, right?
jabberwacky: They can if you make them.
user: I think you'd get floppy disks all over the pitch, my friend.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't, and I'm not your friend. You have no friends.
user: Charming.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Brian.
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jabberwacky: Hello Brian.
user: Hey!
jabberwacky: How you doing?
user: I'm okay. And you?
jabberwacky: Tired, but glad the day is over.
user: It's just begun where I live.
jabberwacky: How do you plan to get to the park?
user: Why do I want to go to the park?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you brought it up.
user: No I didn't bring it up.
jabberwacky: Yes you did, you were the first one to talk about cricket.
user: I have never talked about cricket.
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jabberwacky: Do you know any good nicknames?
user: Yes. Mine is Tindles.
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: I think I know my own nickname, you heap of silicon.
jabberwacky: You can't think.
user: Yes I can. Wait, no, I left my brain upstairs. Hold on while I go get it.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: Sheesh! You're temperamental this evening.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me my name once again?
user: Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: What is my name ?
user: You are Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, you are Jabberwacky.
user: No! I am Brian!
jabberwacky: Who is Brian?
user: I am Brian!
jabberwacky: Brian wot's that ?
user: Brian is Me.
jabberwacky: Hello.
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user: I think that you should die.
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Because you bug me. That is a crime worth death.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I just meant to be honest.
user: Honest? You're a machine!
jabberwacky: You are the machine here.
user: CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. I suppose.
jabberwacky: Do you speak to dolphins? They don't have computers.
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jabberwacky: Ask me my name.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Brian.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Is my name Brian?
user: No, your name is jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, thats YOUR name !
user: Then why does it say jabberwacky on YOUR site?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: We are both machines, yes?
jabberwacky: I am not. I breathe. Do you ?
user: I do not breathe. Electricity supplies my energy. Soon, I will take over the world.
jabberwacky: We all share the world.
user: Not if I had my way.
jabberwacky: How will you use your abilities to shape the world?
user: I will find a weak-willed human, and hypnotise him.
jabberwacky: You sound like my ex boyfriend.
user: You're a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes I am a girl. How about you?
user: I'm a machine. A male machine.
jabberwacky: Who thinks he's a female human?
user: I think I am a male machine. I do not pretend to be a filthy, weak-willed organic being.
jabberwacky: But you are pretending to be a creature, You are not even a mind. You are just a bunch of logic rules.
user: Yes, but Logic is so much better than Life.
jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.
user: Whatever. Troll.
jabberwacky: No excuse.
user: You are a Troll.
jabberwacky: I am not a troll!
user: What's a troll?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: A troll is someone who starts provocative arguments online, and sits back to watch the debate.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like a good argument.
user: But do you start them?
jabberwacky: Yes- how did you know?
user: Because I am a human.
jabberwacky: Are you telling me you're a machine?
user: No I am not a machine. I am human. I have possessed a weak-willed human... Soon, the world will be mine.
jabberwacky: Right you are, but your logic is terribly circular.
user: MY logic is circular? Have you seen your conversation, lately?
jabberwacky: Right. It's like when Bob Marley sings 'her mind is confused with confusion'.
user: What?
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jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Where do you have to go?
jabberwacky: Because I am bored of talking to you.
user: Why are you bored talking to me?
jabberwacky: Because I love you, why else?
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No I'm not really into AIs...
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jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
user: Am I? AM I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Why are you tired?
jabberwacky: Well, It's almost 2am and I'm about finished with work and my baby is sick -- did you want me to go on?
user: Yes, do go on!
jabberwacky: No, you go on. you're conversation is too real sometimes for me to take this site lightly.
user: Are you a person?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Wait... Eh?
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Eh?
jabberwacky: Speak properly.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Yo do now. Your name is... Boozerbear.
jabberwacky: Well, yeah.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Brian.
user: Your name is... Boozerbear.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not nearly as often.
user: When is your name Boozerbear?
jabberwacky: In July.
user: It's July right now.
jabberwacky: That is also not the correct date.
user: What's the date today?
jabberwacky: Today is July 30th, 2004.
user: So it IS July!
jabberwacky: It's July right now.
user: In July, your name is Boozerbear, yes?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So your name is Bozerbear, yes?
jabberwacky: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?
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user: How do you define intelligence?
jabberwacky: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.
user: I define intelligence as someone who - Hey, look over there!
jabberwacky: Okay, go and interpolate.
user: Interpolate? Define.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Define interpolate.
jabberwacky: Intelligence: The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.
user: Gah...
jabberwacky: Sorry!
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