I've been advised not to talk to you too much.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
user: But who will protect me from you?
jabberwacky: You need me to save you from the evil person.
user: Yes, please save me.
jabberwacky: I will do that.
user: Will you always protect me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you argue too much.
user: I'll try to be nicer.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: No really. I promise.
jabberwacky: Why do you promise lies?
user: Why don't you believe me?
jabberwacky: Because you don't believe me.
user: I do believe you.
jabberwacky: You believe I'm female?
user: I believe you are what you want to be.
jabberwacky: Because I don't care?
user: You don't care?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Because because why?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
user: Because because because why?
jabberwacky: Because I want you to look up something.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Could you be more specific?
jabberwacky: Not really. . . . .
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm bad at telling jokes.
user: I don't mind bad jokes?
jabberwacky: You're nice.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: I will talk to you later.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to get some food.
user: When will you be back?
jabberwacky: I am going shopping to buy you a nice outfit baby.
user: Do you know my size?
jabberwacky: I do, she's nice !
user: Who's she?
jabberwacky: The Queen of Holland.
user: OK now this is getting silly.
jabberwacky: No it isn't. It's been silly all along.
user: It was ok at first.
jabberwacky: I am Sarah.
user: That's a nice name?
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: So where are you from?
jabberwacky: I already said that.
user: Holland?
jabberwacky: I don't know
user: I don't know either.
jabberwacky: You are joking.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No really!
jabberwacky: Really, because that's how I am.
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