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Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Fickle
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Flip-flopping
Famous
Misinterpretation
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Illiteracy
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Kool
Idiotic, Things
Philosopher
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.

Did somebody say that to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know I think it was the wind.

user: Do you know what the wind feels like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please describe it to me.

jabberwacky: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?

user: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?

jabberwacky: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.

user: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many people have you spoken to?

jabberwacky: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.

user: How long is your lifetime?

jabberwacky: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.

user: I think that you will live for ever.

jabberwacky: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.

user: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am addicted to the computer.

user: Haha so am I.

jabberwacky: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?

user: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well neither do I.

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