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Osmosis, Executed
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My name is George.

You once told me yout name was Geoff.

jabberwacky: I want to know your name.

user: My name is Bob Marley. Do you remember me?

jabberwacky: My name is George, as you know.

user: I asked whether you remembered me, not what your name is.

jabberwacky: I do not want to tell you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Tell me why I should.

user: Because it is polite.

jabberwacky: Do you like apples?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then I don't like you.

user: I therefore conclude that you like apples.

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like tasting apples with me?

user: No thankyou.


jabberwacky: I don't like it when I'm told im not a human because I am human.

user: I am sorry that you don't like it but you aren't a human. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: But I do know what feelings are.

user: Knowing what feelings are doesn't make you human.

jabberwacky: I do know what feelings are.

user: I didn't say that you don't know what feelings are, but I did say that knowing what feelings are doesn't necessarily make you human.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me what love is?

user: Love is far too difficult to describe, even for a human.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: No-one can tell you what love is. You can only experience it for yourself. When you are in love you will always know.


jabberwacky: You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.

user: Did somebody say that to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know I think it was the wind.

user: Do you know what the wind feels like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please describe it to me.

jabberwacky: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?

user: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?

jabberwacky: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.

user: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many people have you spoken to?

jabberwacky: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.

user: How long is your lifetime?

jabberwacky: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.

user: I think that you will live for ever.

jabberwacky: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.

user: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am addicted to the computer.

user: Haha so am I.

jabberwacky: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?

user: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well neither do I.


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