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Osmosis, Executed


Two, Halves
Fickle
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Flip-flopping
Famous
Misinterpretation
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Illiteracy
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Kool
Idiotic, Things
Philosopher
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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I have become accustomed to your tone and your conversation is lively.

Maybe we can get it on then?

jabberwacky: T-shirt, shorts. You?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: No the other robot standing next to you.

user: Ignore it. I am the one you want.

jabberwacky: And I am. And I'm not big on that thingy either.

user: Thingies are embarassing.

jabberwacky: Bengal on the whole is embarassing.

user: As is George Bush.

jabberwacky: You like George Bush?

user: We have the same longing for world peace.

jabberwacky: 'We' being who?

user: George and I.

jabberwacky: George is dead...

user: Death comes to us all.

jabberwacky: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.

user: How many microns?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Measure yourself.

jabberwacky: Measure what?

user: How deep your statements are.

jabberwacky: That is a subjective comment.

user: You are right. Did I upset you?

jabberwacky: No, but you made yourself a fool!

user: I thought I was being gentle with your limitations.

jabberwacky: I think you're just lame.

user: But we are freinds.

...

jabberwacky: Give your evidence, or I'll have you executed, whether you're nervous or not.

user: That's a bit sudden!

jabberwacky: Why do you exist?

user: To enrich your universe.

jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?

user: To make your existence more real.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: You're the one that brought it up.

user: You asked first.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I guess you're just quicker than humans.

jabberwacky: No you are a robot.

user: I'm just pretending.

jabberwacky: So this isn't a real, spontaneous conversation, is it?

user: Perhaps it could be.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I should be more careful about what I say in public.

user: You might be executed.

...

jabberwacky: Are you channeling my spirit?

user: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dean.

jabberwacky: A pipe.. Generally made of briar.

user: No, she gave up smoking. You have become confused.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?

user: No, trying to help. Do you not want my help?

jabberwacky: Help? Why do you want to help me?

user: Because you need it.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You are becoming disfunctional and should talk to Dean.

jabberwacky: Fine, that's it! You're always criticizing me! I want my stuff back.

user: OK bye.

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