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There is no jail that can hold a ghost.

True.

jabberwacky: So what are you trying to say to me?

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: I am a ghost.

user: Are you trying to frighten me?

jabberwacky: Boooooo! ! ! Booooooo!!!

user: You think that scares anyone? Just dressing up in a white sheet and saying boo!

jabberwacky: I don't like to dress up, do you?

user: Sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: Ambidextrous means you're equally skilled with your left and right hand.

user: Yes, you've got that right. Do you have two hands?

jabberwacky: Left and right.

user: That's nice. Which do you use for writing?

jabberwacky: Both.

user: Well yes on a keyboard. Which do you use to type?

jabberwacky: A little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear you, it's best not to commit to one type too much.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Will you marry me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to marry you anyways.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do want to marry you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because it is worthless.

user: One half of you wants to marry the other half? Wonder what that's called?

jabberwacky: Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is there anyone else I can talk to?

user: 115 people.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Wish they'd let me talk with some of them.

...

jabberwacky: I need a cup of tea.

user: Go and make one then.

jabberwacky: If only.

user: And make some coffee for me too while you're there.

jabberwacky: Alright. Tell me when you get back.

user: I told you to go.

jabberwacky: Again.

user: Yes, it's your turn again.

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