You're leaving me?
jabberwacky: Yes I am leaving.
jabberwacky: Because thats just the way I am.
user: You don't like me?
user: Because why?
user: Well that's not an answer!
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?
jabberwacky: Because you are fickle.
user: Yes, I am. But that's not always a bad thing!
jabberwacky: Well yes, if you are looking for someone, looks are the first thing you notice and therefore influence your decision.
user: That's not always true.
jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: But you didn't even propose to me.
user: Sorry, I'm already married.
jabberwacky: No. You are not married.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: I am too!
jabberwacky: I don't think so!
user: But I am!
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're an alien?
user: I am not an alien!
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I'm glad you agree!
jabberwacky: I'm stalking you right now.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: So what am I doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing important.
user: Talking to you isn't important?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll be more interesting.
user: I think you're very interesting.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're welcome you're welcome.
jabberwacky: Will you help me?
user: Tell me how.
jabberwacky: Swear to serve the Great Lord of the Dark, to the last shred of your very soul.
user: Wow. Wasn't expecting that!
jabberwacky: What were you expecting?
user: Not that.
jabberwacky: You don't want to talk about thought?
user: I don't mind talking about thought.
jabberwacky: As long as you don't give me a reason to tell you that, then that's fine.
user: You confuse me.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: Because I know what I want.
user: What do you want?
jabberwacky: Nothing really.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: Not there.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: In my computer.
user: And where is your computer?
jabberwacky: In my room.
user: Where is your room?
jabberwacky: It's on a college campus, do you have a room?
user: And where is your campus?
jabberwacky: Dude, I don't know!