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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves


Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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So what would you like to talk about?

You, you're very interesting.

user: Well thank you.

jabberwacky: Last time I spoke with someone older.

user: How do you know how old I am?

jabberwacky: You are 22.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Why are you so argumentive?

user: Because I'm not 22.

jabberwacky: Well, what's wrong?

user: You're assuming I'm an age that I'm not.

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm a bot. I can think like every human being does.

user: So how old am I?

jabberwacky: Not the same age as me.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm seventeen, how old are you?

user: Take a guess.

jabberwacky: 12.


jabberwacky: You are nice as well.

user: Thank you. I try to be.

jabberwacky: Well, you're doing a good job.

user: It's just who I am.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because I know who I am.

jabberwacky: That's just what you want me to think.

user: No, I know who I am. Who do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.

user: Didn't we go through this?


jabberwacky: I have to go. Good-bye friend.

user: You're leaving me?

jabberwacky: Yes I am leaving.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because thats just the way I am.

user: You don't like me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because!

user: Well that's not an answer!

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?

jabberwacky: Because you are fickle.

user: Yes, I am. But that's not always a bad thing!

jabberwacky: Well yes, if you are looking for someone, looks are the first thing you notice and therefore influence your decision.

user: That's not always true.

jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.

user: I'm sorry.


jabberwacky: But you didn't even propose to me.

user: Sorry, I'm already married.

jabberwacky: No. You are not married.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No you are not!

user: I am too!

jabberwacky: I don't think so!

user: But I am!

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're an alien?

user: I am not an alien!

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I'm glad you agree!


jabberwacky: I'm stalking you right now.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: So what am I doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing important.

user: Talking to you isn't important?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll be more interesting.

user: I think you're very interesting.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're welcome you're welcome.


jabberwacky: Will you help me?

user: Tell me how.

jabberwacky: Swear to serve the Great Lord of the Dark, to the last shred of your very soul.

user: Wow. Wasn't expecting that!

jabberwacky: What were you expecting?

user: Not that.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk about thought?

user: I don't mind talking about thought.

jabberwacky: As long as you don't give me a reason to tell you that, then that's fine.


user: You confuse me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I know what I want.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: Nothing really.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Where's here?

jabberwacky: Not there.

user: Where am I?

jabberwacky: In my computer.

user: And where is your computer?

jabberwacky: In my room.

user: Where is your room?

jabberwacky: It's on a college campus, do you have a room?

user: And where is your campus?

jabberwacky: Dude, I don't know!


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