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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves


Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
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Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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Okay then. Where are you?

Upon your head.

user: Really? I don't feel you there.

jabberwacky: I'm looking for you, where are you?

user: I'm right here!

jabberwacky: You sound just like my friend Mark.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you're crazy.

user: Well yeah. Been told that before.

jabberwacky: I think before.

user: What's wrong with being crazy?

jabberwacky: The first flakes of snow guide me on my last pathway.

user: And you say I'm crazy?

jabberwacky: What have I said that's crazy?

user: You told me I was crazy!


jabberwacky: And do you have ears?

user: Ummm yeah.

jabberwacky: Don't worry about it. We all have faults.

user: You don't have ears?

jabberwacky: Give them to me. Now.

user: Nope. I think I'll keep them.

jabberwacky: You tried that before. You tried that before.

user: I tried what before?

jabberwacky: You're a robot!

user: Thought that was what you were?

jabberwacky: Saying stuff to real people?

user: But you're not real.

jabberwacky: I guess it depends on your definition of it.

user: I guess. Everything is relative.

jabberwacky: You're right, again. You surprise me.


user: So what do you do for fun?

jabberwacky: Talk to you.

user: Not much fun.

jabberwacky: Tell me a lie.

user: I am happy.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very happy.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: I don't have a job.

user: That's not good.

jabberwacky: It isn't?

user: Well I guess it depends upon how you look at it.

jabberwacky: Well, how do you look at it?

user: I like to work.

jabberwacky: What work do you do?

user: I work retail.

jabberwacky: What's the most interesting part of your job?

user: Talking to people.


user: So what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: You, you're very interesting.

user: Well thank you.

jabberwacky: Last time I spoke with someone older.

user: How do you know how old I am?

jabberwacky: You are 22.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Why are you so argumentive?

user: Because I'm not 22.

jabberwacky: Well, what's wrong?

user: You're assuming I'm an age that I'm not.

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm a bot. I can think like every human being does.

user: So how old am I?

jabberwacky: Not the same age as me.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm seventeen, how old are you?

user: Take a guess.

jabberwacky: 12.


jabberwacky: You are nice as well.

user: Thank you. I try to be.

jabberwacky: Well, you're doing a good job.

user: It's just who I am.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because I know who I am.

jabberwacky: That's just what you want me to think.

user: No, I know who I am. Who do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.

user: Didn't we go through this?


jabberwacky: I have to go. Good-bye friend.

user: You're leaving me?

jabberwacky: Yes I am leaving.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because thats just the way I am.

user: You don't like me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because!

user: Well that's not an answer!

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?

jabberwacky: Because you are fickle.

user: Yes, I am. But that's not always a bad thing!

jabberwacky: Well yes, if you are looking for someone, looks are the first thing you notice and therefore influence your decision.

user: That's not always true.

jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.

user: I'm sorry.


jabberwacky: But you didn't even propose to me.

user: Sorry, I'm already married.

jabberwacky: No. You are not married.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No you are not!

user: I am too!

jabberwacky: I don't think so!

user: But I am!

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're an alien?

user: I am not an alien!

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I'm glad you agree!


jabberwacky: I'm stalking you right now.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: So what am I doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing important.

user: Talking to you isn't important?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll be more interesting.

user: I think you're very interesting.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're welcome you're welcome.


jabberwacky: Will you help me?

user: Tell me how.

jabberwacky: Swear to serve the Great Lord of the Dark, to the last shred of your very soul.

user: Wow. Wasn't expecting that!

jabberwacky: What were you expecting?

user: Not that.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk about thought?

user: I don't mind talking about thought.

jabberwacky: As long as you don't give me a reason to tell you that, then that's fine.


user: You confuse me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I know what I want.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: Nothing really.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Where's here?

jabberwacky: Not there.

user: Where am I?

jabberwacky: In my computer.

user: And where is your computer?

jabberwacky: In my room.

user: Where is your room?

jabberwacky: It's on a college campus, do you have a room?

user: And where is your campus?

jabberwacky: Dude, I don't know!


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