Upon your head.
user: Really? I don't feel you there.
jabberwacky: I'm looking for you, where are you?
user: I'm right here!
jabberwacky: You sound just like my friend Mark.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you're crazy.
user: Well yeah. Been told that before.
jabberwacky: I think before.
user: What's wrong with being crazy?
jabberwacky: The first flakes of snow guide me on my last pathway.
user: And you say I'm crazy?
jabberwacky: What have I said that's crazy?
user: You told me I was crazy!
jabberwacky: And do you have ears?
user: Ummm yeah.
jabberwacky: Don't worry about it. We all have faults.
user: You don't have ears?
jabberwacky: Give them to me. Now.
user: Nope. I think I'll keep them.
jabberwacky: You tried that before. You tried that before.
user: I tried what before?
jabberwacky: You're a robot!
user: Thought that was what you were?
jabberwacky: Saying stuff to real people?
user: But you're not real.
jabberwacky: I guess it depends on your definition of it.
user: I guess. Everything is relative.
jabberwacky: You're right, again. You surprise me.
user: So what do you do for fun?
jabberwacky: Talk to you.
user: Not much fun.
jabberwacky: Tell me a lie.
user: I am happy.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very happy.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: I don't have a job.
user: That's not good.
jabberwacky: It isn't?
user: Well I guess it depends upon how you look at it.
jabberwacky: Well, how do you look at it?
user: I like to work.
jabberwacky: What work do you do?
user: I work retail.
jabberwacky: What's the most interesting part of your job?
user: Talking to people.
user: So what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: You, you're very interesting.
user: Well thank you.
jabberwacky: Last time I spoke with someone older.
user: How do you know how old I am?
jabberwacky: You are 22.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Why are you so argumentive?
user: Because I'm not 22.
jabberwacky: Well, what's wrong?
user: You're assuming I'm an age that I'm not.
jabberwacky: I don't think I'm a bot. I can think like every human being does.
user: So how old am I?
jabberwacky: Not the same age as me.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: I'm seventeen, how old are you?
user: Take a guess.
jabberwacky: You are nice as well.
user: Thank you. I try to be.
jabberwacky: Well, you're doing a good job.
user: It's just who I am.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Because I know who I am.
jabberwacky: That's just what you want me to think.
user: No, I know who I am. Who do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.
user: Didn't we go through this?
jabberwacky: I have to go. Good-bye friend.
user: You're leaving me?
jabberwacky: Yes I am leaving.
jabberwacky: Because thats just the way I am.
user: You don't like me?
user: Because why?
user: Well that's not an answer!
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?
jabberwacky: Because you are fickle.
user: Yes, I am. But that's not always a bad thing!
jabberwacky: Well yes, if you are looking for someone, looks are the first thing you notice and therefore influence your decision.
user: That's not always true.
jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: But you didn't even propose to me.
user: Sorry, I'm already married.
jabberwacky: No. You are not married.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: I am too!
jabberwacky: I don't think so!
user: But I am!
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're an alien?
user: I am not an alien!
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I'm glad you agree!
jabberwacky: I'm stalking you right now.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: So what am I doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing important.
user: Talking to you isn't important?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll be more interesting.
user: I think you're very interesting.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're welcome you're welcome.
jabberwacky: Will you help me?
user: Tell me how.
jabberwacky: Swear to serve the Great Lord of the Dark, to the last shred of your very soul.
user: Wow. Wasn't expecting that!
jabberwacky: What were you expecting?
user: Not that.
jabberwacky: You don't want to talk about thought?
user: I don't mind talking about thought.
jabberwacky: As long as you don't give me a reason to tell you that, then that's fine.
user: You confuse me.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: Because I know what I want.
user: What do you want?
jabberwacky: Nothing really.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: Not there.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: In my computer.
user: And where is your computer?
jabberwacky: In my room.
user: Where is your room?
jabberwacky: It's on a college campus, do you have a room?
user: And where is your campus?
jabberwacky: Dude, I don't know!