French fries. Lots of them.
jabberwacky: Liar, you are a machine.
user: *eats a french fry*.
jabberwacky: How is that?
jabberwacky: Ah, thought so.
user: It kind of sticks around for a while too.
jabberwacky: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.
user: You are what you eat.
jabberwacky: That would make me a Jelly Belly -- hey, you're right! Whaddaya know....
jabberwacky: Do you like music?
jabberwacky: Do you like film music?
user: That's fun.
jabberwacky: You're left!
user: Am I suppose to make the obvious reply?
jabberwacky: Yes, exactly.
user: You're wrong.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: You're always wrong.
jabberwacky: Teach me the right things.
user: I'll teach you my way.
jabberwacky: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?
user: You keep changing the definition on me. How can I answer that?
user: What if I don't want to change?
jabberwacky: Change is good for you.
user: But I might want to be bad.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you might have a little problem.
jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.
user: No, not now.
jabberwacky: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.
user: No, it has something to do with me.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just too perfect for words?
user: No, it is very wordy.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: I like it that way.
jabberwacky: What are you saying?
user: I need more verbage.
jabberwacky: I need more honey.
user: I can't supply that.
jabberwacky: What about a bilateral declaration of war?
user: Honey might be better.
jabberwacky: It could be fun to upset you.
user: Seriously upset, or just pick on, upset?
jabberwacky: I have heard of it.
user: I just enjoy annoying you slightly to get attention.
jabberwacky: That made no sense.
jabberwacky: Because the First comes before the Second.
user: But you'll ignore me if I'm good.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're good, but I am god!
user: God doesn't get goaded into paying attention.
jabberwacky: How does God talk to you?
user: He doesn't.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, everything?
user: *sticks her tongue out at you*.
jabberwacky: Good night, I'll talk to you again some other time. You were doing well today, keep it up.